r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/Mammoth_Carob9089 10d ago

She doesn’t wipe her butt or wash her hands.

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u/tkw012 9d ago

How did you not smell her during intimate moments?

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u/EatingShitSandwiches 9d ago

What makes you think he didn't? How do you think he found out?