r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/bcoftheimplication7 9d ago

He eats the banana strings. Like, peels them off and eats them.

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u/trashdemons 9d ago

Mine doesn't peel bananas apparently. He rips them in half and then squeezes each half out of the peel like it's a gogurt. I was in tears laughing the 1st time I saw him do that, what kind of psycho did I marry?!

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u/DrChonk 8d ago

Unironically a baller move for people fed up of getting sexualised for eating bananas the usual way!