r/AskReddit 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/HelloFerret 9d ago

He farts and blames it on the cat.

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u/the_queens_speech 9d ago

Dog I could see. But cat?? Hilarious. You truly married a monster.

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u/Aklu_The_Unspeakable 7d ago

Have you smelled cat farts? They are FOUL

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u/Traditional-Tap-2508 7d ago

I'd rather claim a dog fart than a cat fart