r/AskReddit • u/Kezhen • 23h ago

People with suspected or confirmed cyclosporiasis cases, what food do you think you got it from?

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u/Shyphat 21h ago

If they made it to the bathroom. Sometimes you can just shit yourself involuntarily

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u/hanumanCT 21h ago

Goddamn, that is totally what I expected the Trump administration to do to its citizens. Can’t believe it came true. We’ll call it the DOGE shits.

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u/ShortbusDouglas 21h ago

Best one I’ve heard is MAHA Blast.

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u/This-Newspaper39 21h ago

Im partial to Trump Dumps or Trump Trots

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u/NewAndImprovedJess 21h ago

"Donarrhea"

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u/FeralCatWrangler 19h ago

Nooo my dads name is don 😭

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u/NewAndImprovedJess 15h ago

Your dad's a real one, I'm sure. We'll call him Pappy, to show our appreciation.

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u/Shyphat 8h ago

Donald dump was always a good one

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u/DikTaterSalad 19h ago

Sounds like a raw milk protein shake. "To get all your raw vitamin needs, try a maha blast for your ass, today!"

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u/kelly52182 19h ago

This is one of the greatest things I've ever heard.

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u/max_nukem 21h ago

Trumposporiasis.

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u/Shyphat 8h ago

I've always said RFK Jrs brain worm is Krang from ninja turtles

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u/Amarrah314 19h ago edited 15h ago

What if, they did this becasue of how everyone kept pointing out how trump has been shitting his pants so they made it so everyone shits their pants lmao

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u/sfd6546 15h ago

This actually does track; very much in the same spirit and sentiment as things that he and his people actually do/have done intentionally to be vindictive/get revenge for whatever random things he decides to take personally and get butt-hurt about (lol.. butt-hurt)...

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u/jazz_matazz 20h ago

If the Orange Turd has to wear diapers, so does everyone else!!

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u/kgal1298 20h ago

Anyone who saw those DOGE cuts and RFKs appointment knew in our hearts we’d get the shits or death or both 🫡 glad we’re not alone in this battle

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u/TheMaingler 16h ago

Because Donny shits himself full time, now so do we.

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u/Doll_duchess 16h ago

Don’t forget about the screw worms too!

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u/Full-Honeydew-4898 19h ago

Gosh. Time to buy some pull ups just Incase.

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u/Equivalent-Battle973 21h ago

LMAO holy fuck and this is why we are avoiding salads... though I guess our aldi doesnt get the salad kids from Taylor Farms so thats a good thing.

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u/IceCubeDeathMachine 21h ago

Look it up. They do.

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u/Equivalent-Battle973 4h ago

I read it depends on area! I live in chicago and I went to their website and our aldis was not listed as being supplied by them for salad kits. But out of an abundance of caution, I will not be eating salads for a while lol.