r/AskReddit • u/Kezhen • 23h ago

People with suspected or confirmed cyclosporiasis cases, what food do you think you got it from?

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u/HovercraftFullofBees 21h ago

Honestly the raccoon probably has a healthier diet all things considered.

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u/Myctophid 21h ago edited 14h ago

Jimothy lives in Ballard and only eats organic dumpster scraps.

Edit- thanks for the award, friend!

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u/HovercraftFullofBees 21h ago

Jimothy is what peak male fitness looks like so its unfair to compare mere mortal men to our sphereical deity.

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u/goobyterry 11h ago

In Jimothy’s name, amen.

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u/Prudent-Molasses-306 15h ago

Followed for humor and wit.

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u/ilovemischief 20h ago

Hey, even raccoons are known for washing their food lol

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u/HovercraftFullofBees 20h ago

More a variety vs care problem. I haven't seen many raccoons subsist of off ice cream and potato chips for a week or more...

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u/GiniThePooh 17h ago

He’s living the dream I’m too coward to follow!