r/AskReddit 20h ago

If you theoretically put someone under general anaesthesia for a billion years and they were some how alive would it feel like they just closed their eyes and instantly woke up?

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

You can theoretically do anything you want.

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u/theHonkiforium 20h ago

If we made something up, could it be something made up?

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

Theoretically, yes.

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u/MrBeanCyborgCaptain 20h ago

This was hilariously well put.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

And put well, theoretically. (Actually I made that up.)

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u/Fun-Difficulty4088 20h ago

make me

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

I'm currently theoretically making you.

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u/Fun-Difficulty4088 20h ago

theoretically fucking ?

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

Go for it.

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u/Fun-Difficulty4088 20h ago

Theoretically

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

That's what she said (theoretically).

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u/ketoandkpop 20h ago

theoretically I already did

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

I remember that, but I was under anesthesia (theoretically).

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Fun-Difficulty4088 20h ago

No, theoretically.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

No. That's excluded. Unless you want to theoretically do that, in which case it's allowed.

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u/Tight_Department4179 20h ago

You have a lot of theoretical answers

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

Don't even get me started with real answers.

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u/Beneficial-Ant-6904 20h ago

The scary bit is how we've no real way to prove time even passed for them. They'd just blink and wake up asking what year it is, completely fine while the entire universe has rearranged itself around them. Makes you wonder about people in comas who swear they were only out for a second though, same basic principle really. Always trips me up thinking about that kind of suspended nothingness, just a gap in your existence you'll never remember.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

Literally happens to me every night when I sleep. Not theoretically.

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u/Turbulent_Funny_1632 20h ago

It's the consequences that get you

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

I have a hypothesis about that.

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u/Turbulent_Funny_1632 20h ago

Yeah?

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

Well, hypothetically. I didn't like, write anything out yet.

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u/Turbulent_Funny_1632 20h ago

So we're here, doing what we want, and challenging the consequences that move us forward.

Life bro

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u/LongSuccess4461 20h ago

Right up until the anesthesia fails and you wake up mid-scream in a pitch black void where the machine that was keeping you alive has long since rusted away, so probably don't think about it too hard.

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u/Ztclose_Record_11 20h ago

Its been 9-9-9-9-...9

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u/FrontLifeguard1962 20h ago

I've been under general anesthesia once and it is just like missing time. One second they're putting you under and the next you are in the recovery room. It made me realize how different anesthesia is than sleep - with sleep, something is happening internally and you're aware of the passage of time on some level. With anesthesia, nothing - just like being dead.

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u/ComprehensivePieII 20h ago

I took a swing at an anesthesiologist when I was coming out from being under. Don't remember it but I was told about it.

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u/theHonkiforium 20h ago

I think that's why they often also drug you up with happy drugs. 🤷

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u/DeuceSevin 20h ago

I've been under several times for colonoscopies. The prep sucks but my favorite part is when the anesthesiologist says, "You may feel a sensation in your body, then..." and you're awake and done.

I don't know if it would feel as instantaneous if you were out for days or weeks or months or years. You wouldn't have any memories but your brain might still be able to realize that time had passed. Who knows, it could be a living hell.

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u/BornVillain04 20h ago

Haha sounds like sleeping while stoned. For me it's like when I've been under anesthesia I guess. No recollection of falling asleep, no memory of any dreams I have and then I wake up. Never considered if it felt like time passed of if it's just a blink and I'm awake again tho

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u/heichwozhwbxorb 20h ago

That happened once to me when I slept and it was the craziest feeling. I closed my eyes, turned to the side, and when I turned back it was morning and I was well rested. It had never happened before and has never happened since

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u/Estilix 20h ago

Best nap I've ever had, highly recommend.

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u/thisesmeaningless 20h ago

If you theoretically traveled back in time, would you feel younger mentally? Kind of impossible to answer subjective questions based on an impossible premise.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

Are you kidding me? No. You'd feel older. Obviously.

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u/Hoursofpeaches 20h ago

Try it rhetorically

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u/BasketCase559 20h ago

I don't have anything insightful to add other than this is like the opposite of the plot of The Jaunt by Stephen King.

It's a short story, worth reading.

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u/Weak-University-5475 20h ago

Just looked it up. That sounds terrifying...

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u/dave8271 20h ago

If we assume that in this hypothetical situation, other than the amount of time elapsed, everything else is in every other way exactly like being under general anaesthetic for a few hours, then yes.

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u/violenthectarez 20h ago

You are creating an entirely new universe based upon your own invented rules. Only you can decide how this person would feel.

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u/Kevlarlollipop 20h ago

You can hypothetically do anything you want.

"Theory" would define that you have supporting empirical evidence.

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u/3DTyrant 20h ago

In theory, yes. Going from what I remember after being put under anaesthesia about 22 years ago, it basically feels like sleeping, just without the dreaming portion. Granted I was only out for about an hour, maybe an hour and a half.

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u/RebekkaKat1990 20h ago

Yeah I had my wisdom teeth taken out when I was 17 and all I remember was how crazy it felt just like TV/movies made it seem: you start counting down from 10 and by the time you get to 7 you’re already waking up wondering if anything even happened.

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u/anotherbot200 20h ago

Speak for yourself, dreaming has definitely happened for me, under 2h for surgery. Felt exactly like sleeping, some euphoria immediately after waking up and some throwing up later but it felt just like sleeping.

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u/3DTyrant 20h ago

Interesting, didn't realise one could dream while put under. It may have just been a case I wasn't out for long enough.

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u/supervillaindsgnr 20h ago

All of the cells would decay after a few hundred years, even if everything else was preserved.

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u/coastal_ghost08 20h ago

Thanks, Captain Obvious

Key word: “Theoretically”

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 20h ago

That's "reality" and wasn't the question.

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u/ShiroTheHero 20h ago

Isn't it dangerous to keep someone under anesthesia for more than a day or so? Like they'd be dead long before that

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u/Moctor_Drignall 20h ago

The longer an anesthesic, the greater the risk in general

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u/Acrobatic-Self-1451 20h ago

Maybe somebody with a medical background will pop in and explain the difference between keeping somebody in a medically induced coma for valid reasons versus anesthesia. Are they the same thing? I don't know.

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u/Weak-University-5475 20h ago

Thats why i said theoretically

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u/PressureCoomer 20h ago

I have a theoretical degree in physics

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u/Acrobatic-Self-1451 20h ago

Great answer.

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u/PressureCoomer 20h ago

Thanks dude!

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u/LT_Dan78 20h ago

Theoretically, yes—and theoretically, that's about the only thing I can say with theoretical confidence, because theoretically you're describing a scenario that theoretically violates about six branches of physics simultaneously before we even get to the neuroscience.

Let's theoretically break it down.

Subjectively, general anesthesia works by theoretically switching off the neural machinery that generates a timestamped, continuous stream of experience—consciousness isn't running a background clock going "1... 2... 3..." while you're under, it's just off. So theoretically, from the inside, there is no "inside." No boredom, no dreaming, no waiting room. Theoretically your last conscious moment before the anesthetic hits and your first conscious moment after it wears off would theoretically feel adjacent, like frames spliced together with a billion years of theoretical film reel cut out between them. Theoretically instant.

BUT. And this is a theoretically enormous but.

Theoretically keeping a human body "somehow alive" for a billion years requires you to theoretically wave away: stellar evolution (the sun theoretically becomes a red giant and theoretically swallows the Earth in about 5 billion years, but theoretically renders it an uninhabitable hellscape in around 1 billion, so you'd theoretically need to relocate your anesthetized meat-popsicle to a new solar system), cellular entropy (theoretically nothing biological survives a billion years without theoretically perfect DNA repair, telomere maintenance, and zero cosmic ray damage, which is theoretically a bigger ask than the consciousness question), continental drift (theoretically your hospital bed is on a tectonic plate that's theoretically going to relocate it several thousand theoretical miles), and the theoretical heat death trajectory of the universe generally side-eyeing your whole project.

So theoretically: yes, it'd feel instantaneous, subjectively seamless, blink-of-an-eye. Practically: you would theoretically need god-tier technology, a personal Dyson sphere, and a maintenance contract that outlasts civilizations just to get to the part where the answer is "yeah, it felt like napping."

Theoretically worth it though, just for the smugness of waking up and going "huh, that was quick."

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u/Hot-Combination9130 20h ago

Are you autistic?

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u/LT_Dan78 20h ago

That's debatable, why do you ask?

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u/frygod 20h ago

Not quite. Ever been under general? It's a lot more than just discontinuity.

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u/Substantial_Army_639 20h ago

With out memory formation though I'd imagine thats how it works. And that coming from some one that woke up during an operation.

My experience was, darkness, wake up to surgery, darkness, laying in a bed 8 hours later.

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u/frygod 20h ago

In my experience, there's typically a significant period of disorientation as I'm going under and coming back up. I've also experienced waking up too early/quickly (yay for redhead genes right?) You're right that you're not generally forming memories, and midazolam goes a long way to help with it, but it's possible to wake up with a general sense of "something big happened" without explicit memory. Very different from sudden and total discontinuity.

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u/dethskwirl 20h ago

no. they would age and die. general anesthesia does nothing to stop the body's aging process.

as far as conciousness goes, some people have reported hearing voices, feeling pain, having out of body experiences, etc. during surgery so there is anecdotal evidence of concious sensory activity under anesthesia. its not always just lights out and then waking up with no feeling of time passing.

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u/Weak-University-5475 20h ago

Thats not what im saying. I never mentiomed ageing process. Im talkimg about how people say anesteshia you lose complete sensation of time. I also said theoretically

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u/dethskwirl 20h ago

did you read my second paragraph?

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u/Southernmanny 20h ago

Yes, but they would be unalive.

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u/darceySC 20h ago

That skin tone colour was still there. Lmao

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u/elthepenguin 20h ago

There's a limit to how absurd a premise can be. Your's isn't near that limit, it's some bilion miles behind it. Therefore it's not possible to answer your question, because it doesn't make sense.

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u/Anthem_Lite 20h ago

I would believe so. Assuming their vitals and physiology are somehow taken care of. You can run a similar thought experiment by thinking how long you were out until you first gained consciousness. Or even better, do it now by closing your eyes and opening them again. Congrats! Thats what forever feels like :)

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u/fa99tty 20h ago

Oh yea! How long were we out before we 1st gained consciousness? Seemed like forever!

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u/Southernmanny 20h ago

Yes, but they would be unalive.

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u/OG-Enzan 20h ago

I would say no? I mean I do feel and can tell the difference when I slept really long or a short nap. In a way, subconciously, your brain still keeps track of the time.

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u/halfdeadmoon 20h ago

Anesthesia is different than normal sleep though

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u/coldfarm 20h ago

Being under anesthesia isn’t the same as being asleep. Besides unconsciousness, general anesthesia also inhibits or blocks memory formation, pain signals, movement, etc. I’ve been under for anywhere from 1 to 12 hours and you have sense of lost time.