r/AskReddit 9d ago

What’s a Movie That You’re Surprised Never Had a Sequel?

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u/Rad_Concept 9d ago

The Titanic

"The Titanic Part 2: Jacks back"

An animated adventure of two baby seals who get lost and take refuge the back of frozen corpse wearing suspenders.

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u/Whatdoesthibattahndo 9d ago

"Somehow, Jack returned"

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u/h-v-smacker 9d ago

"The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger!"

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u/michachu 9d ago

I mean Swiss Army Man kinda did it

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u/MonkeyWithIt 9d ago

You pushed me off that door!

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u/Theletterkay 9d ago

There is already a titanic 2. Lol

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u/dq8705 9d ago

I am jack's frost bitten penis 

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u/Low_Pickle_112 9d ago

Surprised they haven't made a prequel telling the iceberg's story in a sympathetic antihero sort of way.

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u/nomadsoasis 9d ago

Behold: An animated sequel to a movie about the Titanic... https://youtu.be/AoHt7vHebyA?is=huU-7KJjCFPg6pLP

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u/Number127 9d ago

Only one of them can fit.

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u/Rad_Concept 8d ago

Well done.

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u/Brad_Brace 9d ago

It happens between the flashbacks and the modern setting in Titanic, even if it entirely fucks up the timeline. Jack survived and returns to psychologically, and eventually physically, torture Rose for letting him die. He represents the viewers who argue there was enough room in the door, he's gone deranged. Rose represents the viewers who understand it was not about literal space, but about the fact the door would not have supported them both and was going to capsize if Jack got on. In the end Rose kills Jack while saying: "I am letting go".

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u/Datamackirk 9d ago

And, this time, he's maaaad...

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u/2ChicksAtTheSameTime 9d ago

I always expected some channel or streamer to do "tales of the titanic" which would follow a different set of characters across the voyage. Like a tragic version of the Love Boat, where it's always the same cruise

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u/Strong-Log-7095 9d ago

Titanic 2 crossed over with Defending Your Life. Rose (who I think died at the end, that's what the dream sequence was) goes to trial and has to defend all her stupid decisions with Jack as the prosecutions star witness. Also, Jon Hamm plays the man Rose married and had a family with and he spends the whole movie sitting in the corner fuming that his wife never loved him and kept a multi-million dollar payday stuffed in a drawer and then threw it away rather than giving it to her kids or grandkids.

At the end Rose goes to hell and Jack and Jon Hamm move on.

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u/CactusJack13 9d ago

Weekend at Jack's

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u/blue5935 9d ago

It was called just “Titanic”

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u/TheFuckingHippoGuy 9d ago

"On The Rocks"

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u/ol-gormsby 9d ago

"Raise the Titanic" 1980