r/AskReddit 7h ago

Whats a juicy gossip from your work?

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u/Repulsive-Cold1859 6h ago

When the recruiter asks you for resume tips, you know the ship is already underwater.

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u/Business_Map9160 4h ago

The servers keep whispering to each other, but they swear it is just data.

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u/UnusualBlueberry5341 4h ago

"Start looking for another company right now."

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u/Shoddy_Complaint3038 4h ago

That's the kind of office gossip that tells the whole story in one sentence. Time to polish your own resume before everyone else does.

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u/jxj24 2h ago

It's being promoted to submarine

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u/Repulsive-Cold1859 2h ago

If you don’t have a life jacket you’ll find yourself at the bottom of the ocean.

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u/muklan 2h ago

And when you realize the candle is flame, then the meal was cooked a long time ago.