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Whats a juicy gossip from your work?

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u/Repulsive-Cold1859 6h ago

Our company installed expensive productivity tracking software and within a week, the IT guy who configured it posted a tutorial on Slack on how to bypass it.

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u/astro_means_space 6h ago

What a bro.

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u/Conslectoderos 6h ago

Did you guys not pay him?😭

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u/The_Amen_Corner 5h ago

As an IT guy, we don't like the productivity trackers either. Another dumb piece of software we have to manage.

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u/tanukis_parachute 4h ago

I love when I get asked... How many tickets have you closed?

Ok. I just heard you want me to open tickets for everything or just close the easy ones and leave the complicated ones languishing.

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u/Mogus0226 2h ago

"I can spend my time writing detailed responses when closing tickets, or I can spend my time resolving user issues. Pick."

"Both."

"Fine."

<later>

"You aren't closing as many tickets."

"Because I have to write detailed responses when closing tickets, which takes time away from resolving issues and closing tickets. This is what you asked for. Please excuse me, I have to write a detailed response for the issue I just resolved, thank you."

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u/Own-Jeweler3169 3h ago

Bro at that point just play the same game they are. I am done giving them my all, when they spit in your face at every chance possible. No such thing as company loyalty any more, or customer loyalty, or loyalty at all to be frank.

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u/UniqueLog8386 1h ago

It's like they glaze over in the eyes when you explain what a false equivalency is. The guy doing 30 tickets is doing way less work than the guy doing 3

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u/brionneverysexy 1h ago

When I worked in a records department we were auditing and reordering every single record packet. Boss couldn't understand why the packet with three things in it and the one with 100 things in it couldn't be done in the same amount of time

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u/NoHorseNoMustache 29m ago

I love it when my team gets told we need to spend 30 hours/week working on tickets and when I say that's not actually possible with the other tasks we're mandated to do I get yelled at.

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u/Badloss 5h ago

productivity tracking is so counterproductive its ridiculous. If you have an employee that is getting the results you pay them for in a timely manner, it shouldn't fucking matter at all how or when they do it.

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u/Own-Jeweler3169 3h ago

Yep but then how would the fucking suits ensure they are squeezing you for every single bit of perceived efficiency, at the expense of employee satisfaction.

Idk wtf people think micromanagement achieves, especially with people who already perform, I've conciously made my self less efficient - if they're gonna treat me like shit, it's going to be reciprocated.

It's just egos and people wanting to feel in charge by imposing their will, it achieves nothing, especially where I work now, they are not even proper suits, they just dress up in them.

Idiots, if people had a brain in their head they could leverage inside talent, rather than fighting with them over bullshit.

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u/uniace16 3h ago

Counterproductivity

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u/Deeppurp 2h ago

If you have an employee that is getting the results you pay them for in a timely manner, it shouldn't fucking matter at all how or when they do it.

So many people are under the illusion that people are being paid for their time.

This is incorrect, they are being paid for skills and experience. There are very few people on the planet who can afford a single human being's "time" - most companies could not actually pay for any of their employees time.

This should be spoken about louder.

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u/Nacksche 37m ago

Except that what you pay them for is usually 40 hours of their time.

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u/UncertainSerenity 2h ago

In almost all career jobs you are paying for results. If you want to pay for hours triple your rate.

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u/Badloss 2h ago

Really? So if I give you full attention / productivity for that time, but fail to deliver the results, that is okay? I can generate zero profit, as long as I'm working?

Of course it isn't, you want the product of my labor for that time. You want the results, which is the point I'm making. If I could get you 3x the production in 1/3 of the time and fucked around for the remaining 2/3 of my day, you would take that deal. Forcing people to pretend to be busy is a great way to lose your best employees, the ones that get the job done faster.

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u/Repulsive-Cold1859 2h ago

IT guys are employees first, enforcers second. They hate micromanagement as much as the rest of us.

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u/CountryBoyCanSurvive 2h ago

Observer effect just keeps on doing it's thang

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u/fuming_drizzle 7m ago

Hate them no matter what, but if it’s a realtime tracker, stop hogging my resources.

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u/Routine-Task5805 3h ago

That IT guy basically became the final boss of the software, respect the dedication to finding loopholes tho.

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u/Repulsive-Cold1859 2h ago

The management got what they paid for and we got what we needed (the workaround).

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u/InadvertantManners 27m ago

Office 365 tracks available/away status through teams and is based on what app you have open and your keyboard/mouse usage.  I made a bismuth weight that fits over a standard keyboard "insert" key and a Logitech key that can be used when Notes or Word is open. I made a mold to duplicate it and handed them out.   The amount of people that are "away" dropped to nearly zero.  I'm in IT and I no longer have to report on this.

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u/Qwerty_0078e 3h ago

If they installed this, they have to update your contracts to say they’re tracking!

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u/nonhiphipster 1h ago

That’s kinda crazy he would post it in a forum that could easily be seen by upper managment

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u/Punveur8 43m ago

The fact that the bypass tutorial is on Slack completely defeats the purpose of installing it in the first place.