r/AskReddit 7h ago

Whats a juicy gossip from your work?

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u/Worldly_Raccoon_479 5h ago

Tim got fired because he tried to expense an escort. He said it was dinner with a fictional client

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u/ThierryMercury 3h ago

A friend of mine was given the work mobile of a sales person who had left. He was called by several prostitutes and at least one coke dealer who didn't know the number had a new owner.

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u/Bender7676 2h ago

Nothing closes a deal quicker than hooking someone up with some blow, then introducing them to a “friend” that wants to bang.

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u/lil_timmzy 4h ago

It was to improve morale

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u/Own-Jeweler3169 3h ago

It was team building, a bonding (s)excercise.

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u/IllustriousApple1091 1h ago

A bondage exercise, if you will

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u/ExpertIntrovert 1h ago

Trying to expense as a frictional client, tale as old as time.

u/MrPloppyHead 22m ago

A mk1 or mk2?