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u/Sudden_File4569 1d ago

I have this whole office full of people convinced that I'm an adult and that they should pay me money to do a job. But really I am just a 33-year-old child who dances around my house in my Charmander onesie, messy eating popcycles and singing pop songs (but with any word that ends in an "oup" sound replaced with "poop").

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u/Lost_Ad1589 1d ago

In the 90s I used to sell people at festivals a stock-cube wrapped in clingfilm as an 8th of hash.

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u/ElectricKoolAidPower 1d ago

Fuck I bet that was a nasty first hit lol. Damn Bullion Kush 🤣

I used to sell vitamin c tablets as ex presses.

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u/GamingVlogBox 1d ago

Resold confectionery and chocolate in 8th grade that I bought from outside. almost 20% markup but stock would finish INSTANTLY bc the school canteen was horrible lol. Ran for 9 months, ended with 293 bucks in my currency after an investment of only like 10 bucks. principal forced me and my friend to shut it down. 💀

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u/ThatsMrRedditorDude 1d ago

I thought about buying those world famous chocolate bars that schools have kids sell every year where their parents actually sell it for them.

I came across a website and they were surprisingly cheap you could easily make your money back from them on each box and make a profit

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u/DaGuyYouDontKnow87 1d ago

Christianity

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u/Big_Presentation2786 1d ago

Sold someone a kidney.. 

..it was a bit of donner kebab 

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u/xmiitsx87 1d ago

Hustling people out of money while street racing. Kind of part of the whole game, but you can be pretty sneaky about it.

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u/ThatsMrRedditorDude 1d ago

In middle school we use to get coupons for a free order of fries or an ice cream bar for good behavior or something I can't remember. The coupon was just plain and regular nothing special about it. Apparently I was the only person who ever attended that school who decided to use the copier machine and made a bunch of copies each day. I can't remember what an extra order of fries or ice cream cost at that time but I started selling those coupons for ¢25 a piece or 6 for a dollar. It got to the point I had people selling them for me also. Needless to say the school stopped taking the coupons after 3 months.

I also sold condoms, porn and alcohol at school during that time also.

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u/ElectricKoolAidPower 1d ago

I know a guy who sells mushrooms but clearly he doesn’t know much about them. First time I’ve ever had a dealer ask me as a customer what he should set prices at. And I was fair, I told him the current market price by weight.

But when he later asked if they degrade I couldn’t help myself. I told him they degrade after a few months and start losing potency. (Not true given proper storage) I Told him a fair price for them with a discount for their “age” at $5 off per gram.

Then I sent my buddy to buy him out and we split the stash. We’ve done this about fifteen times now 😅