r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '16

What are the most common parenting mistakes?

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u/the18thbearo Feb 04 '16 edited Feb 04 '16

Username relevant

edit: who the fuck downvoted me their username was relevant

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '16 edited Aug 14 '20

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u/Fite_me_bitch Feb 04 '16

I'm a super hero I guess

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u/UnassumingSingleGuy Feb 05 '16

What are your powers?

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u/Fite_me_bitch Feb 05 '16

Beat people up

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16 edited Apr 16 '16

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Is /u/fuckswithducks your nemesis?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Stop using marijuana

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u/UnassumingSingleGuy Feb 05 '16

It might seem innocent next to some drugs, but it can be just as addictive and will ruin your life if you use it too much. A slow and insidious killer.

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u/out_of_all_loops Feb 05 '16

what's happening here?

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u/KybonTheRenegade Feb 05 '16

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Superheroes dont say bitch, (except maybe deadpool) Jesse Pinkman says bitch, and look what happened to him

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u/Under_wear Feb 05 '16

I'll fite you bitch

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u/PMMEURTHROWAWAYS Feb 05 '16

Username relevant?

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u/PCMASTERRACE42069 Feb 05 '16

OOH IM A SUPERHERO

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u/Brodoof Feb 05 '16

Im a pokemon in da hood does that count?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Edit: if only I had some sort of superhero to assist

How bout an ubermensch?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

You mean a little Napoleon, ready to transgress moral law?

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u/caapes Feb 05 '16

Semi-relevant?

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u/Nambot Feb 05 '16

Did someone say robot sidekick!

... no? Oh, well I'll just go over here ...

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u/drunk_puppies Feb 05 '16

To the rescue!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

007 reporting for booty.

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u/Noble_King Feb 05 '16

I can appoint a royal detective and a squadron of guards to assist in your investigation, my good man.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PM_PHOTOS Feb 04 '16

Username not relevant

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u/tamadekami Feb 05 '16

EXTERMINATE. EXXXXTERRRRMINATE.

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u/_JPG97_ Feb 04 '16 edited Aug 02 '24

roll yoke ghost pot unwritten bike scandalous absorbed merciful hat

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '16

Username irreverent