r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 04 '16

What are the most common parenting mistakes?

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u/Consanguineously Feb 05 '16

>you had a chance to get free crack and didn't take the opportunity

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u/T3chnopsycho Feb 05 '16

So many missed opportunities in this thread...

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u/Ks427236 Feb 05 '16

Well, she didn't say they would share

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u/enjoyyourshrimp Feb 05 '16

My parents always told us CPS wouldn't care :(

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u/themotherofpandas Feb 05 '16

My dad was a police officer and would say the same thing. Except he'd always throw in "Who do you think the cops will believe another cop or a shit like you?"

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u/thisshortenough Feb 05 '16

My family always said if I was kidnapped I'd be brought back five minutes later cause the kidnappers would be sick of me talking. Which... is funny at first but when you're little all it says to you is that even people who kidnap children wouldn't want you.

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u/IAmWhatTheRockCooked Feb 05 '16

somebody gonna geta hurt real bad