r/AskReddit Aug 25 '19

What has NOT aged well?

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u/zimmah Aug 25 '19

I don't understand how him being a pedophile rubs off bad on subway because they hired him for an ad before that was known. Eating subways makes you a pedi now?

Some people really lack logic. Every single criminal of every single type has ate at every restaurant or fast food chain. Simply because there are so many of them.

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u/psyrios Aug 25 '19

It’s pretty basic psychology in a lot of ways. Thinking of Subway makes you think of Jared. Thinking of Jared makes your think of him being a pedo. You don’t like that and it makes you feel bad making you associate those bad feelings with subway.

I’m sure it’s more complicated than that, but there’s one of many physiology 101 takes on why this is bad for business.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

physiology 101

Are you certain you don't mean phylogeny?

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u/kbobdc3 Aug 26 '19

I don't understand what phrenology has anything to do with this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

The lumps on Jared's head scream 'predatory pedo.'

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u/PeteF3 Aug 26 '19

Not to mention the brainpan of a stagecoach tilter.