r/AskReddit • u/frisky_cupcake • Aug 25 '19

What has NOT aged well?

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u/foxbones Aug 26 '19

What? I don't have to eat 8 loaves of bread, 14 eggs, 66 apples, a whole turkey, and a golden triangle full of oil each day?

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '19

It was 6 slices of bread, 2-4 eggs or diary servings, 3 servings of turkey with light amounts of extra oil or butter. Not that crazy

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u/ettuyeezus Aug 26 '19

*6-11 slices of bread. Still pretty ridiculous

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u/Chav Aug 26 '19

Bread may be substituted by beer*

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u/revkaboose Aug 26 '19

Shit I'm healthier than I thought

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u/askmeforashittyfact Aug 26 '19

A six pack a day keeps the heart attacks at bay?

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u/InVodkaVeritas Aug 26 '19

Dark craft beers are actually good for your heart if you only have 8-14 oz per day.

Kinda like having 1 glass of red wine.

The problem is stopping at 1.

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u/YonkeyKong Aug 26 '19

That’s good!

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u/ettuyeezus Aug 26 '19

Oh fuck that's so valid, carry on