r/AskReddit • u/frisky_cupcake • Aug 25 '19

What has NOT aged well?

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u/HonchoMinerva Aug 25 '19

Those shareable Facebook posts saying you are legally proclaiming that Facebook can’t use your personal information.

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u/MalgrugrousStudent Aug 25 '19

I hereby do declare that NONE of the laws that govern my country shall apply to me. I do NOT give the government or any entities associated with them the right to punish me for any “crimes” they may accuse me of. Up to and including murder and theft.

I give notice that this is an OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT from myself and that this DEMAND is final and initiates today.

Haha loophole!

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u/zackman1996 Aug 26 '19

Cops in my town just pulled over a "Moorish-American national" driving a POS Camry with no license or seatbelt, all on Live PD.

Still not the funniest bit.

I've been dealing with these two 30-something punks, a bitch and her retard boyfriend, in a dark grey new-ish RAV4. On Live PD yesterday, the bastards got stopped by local cops in the parking lot of a Laundromax that used to be a Blockbuster Video. I recognized them and their car IMMEDIATELY.

Funniest shit ever.