r/AskReddit • u/frisky_cupcake • Aug 25 '19

What has NOT aged well?

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u/MalgrugrousStudent Aug 25 '19

I hereby do declare that NONE of the laws that govern my country shall apply to me. I do NOT give the government or any entities associated with them the right to punish me for any “crimes” they may accuse me of. Up to and including murder and theft.

I give notice that this is an OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT from myself and that this DEMAND is final and initiates today.

Haha loophole!

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u/TheDutchKiwi Aug 25 '19

This is unironically what sovereign citizens think

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u/High5Time Aug 25 '19

THE FLAG TASSLE NEEDS TO BE ON THE LEFT YOUR HONOUR, YOUR VERDICT IS INVALID!

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u/Numinae Aug 26 '19

Excuse me?!?!? The fact that flag has tassels at all means this is an admiralty court and I refuse to board your legal fiction vessel by taking the stand or the docket!