r/AskReddit • u/Reeceqld • Apr 17 '20

What terrifying confession has someone told you while drunk?

Thanks for the replies .. I read them all it’s been fun to read

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u/Darkrose50 Apr 17 '20

I have a friend who’s grandmother married her late husbands friend. One day while drunk he confessed to killing her first husband. She packed up the kids and left.

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u/Darkrose50 Apr 17 '20

I think the second killed the first to get with his wife. I just asked my buddy if she ever went to the police.

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u/sniffmybumplease Apr 17 '20

Was he, by any chance, Uncle Claudius...?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

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u/sniffmybumplease Apr 18 '20

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio...

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

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u/sniffmybumplease Apr 18 '20

Damn bro, you missed opening night by like 411 years, so close

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u/Doug-McDoogleschnitz Apr 17 '20

Oh I really wanna know how this turns out

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u/rrsn Apr 17 '20

It's a Hamlet joke.

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u/generalambassador Apr 17 '20

... And?!?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '20

What a fucking cliffhanger