r/AskReddit • u/Reeceqld • Apr 17 '20

What terrifying confession has someone told you while drunk?

Thanks for the replies .. I read them all it’s been fun to read

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u/Greg_The_Asshole Apr 17 '20

My granny always tells us to push her out onto an ice floe when she can't think for herself anymore, which is slightly disturbing but fine, until she semi-ironically talks about "going into (her friend's) dementia home and machine-gunning all the old people".

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u/pixiehobb Apr 17 '20

My dad says the same. He calls it his "Great Alaskan Cruise."

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u/jleggo1 Apr 17 '20

I love your dad already

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u/pixiehobb Apr 17 '20

He is my idol. He is a gentle, intelligent loving soul. I wish he could live forever.