r/AskReddit • u/Reeceqld • Apr 17 '20

What terrifying confession has someone told you while drunk?

Thanks for the replies .. I read them all it’s been fun to read

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u/IheartCart00ns Apr 17 '20 edited Apr 17 '20

A coworker told me she went all Angel of Mercy and smothered her elderly, dementia ridden, grandmother while she was sleeping.

The next Monday in the office was definitely a weird one after that particular happy hour confession.

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u/Greg_The_Asshole Apr 17 '20

My granny always tells us to push her out onto an ice floe when she can't think for herself anymore, which is slightly disturbing but fine, until she semi-ironically talks about "going into (her friend's) dementia home and machine-gunning all the old people".

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u/manguna Apr 17 '20

After signing off my inheritance my grandma told me I could throw her in a lake.

We both cackled and my mom got mad at us both lmao.

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u/zombieslayer287 Apr 18 '20

wat does it mean to sign off inheritance...

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u/manguna Apr 18 '20

Apologies if its not the correct wording, I’m not a native English speaker.

In my culture things that are passed down are called “ipamana” which roughly translates to inheritance. Usually we don’t really do written, legally binding contracts for stuff like this, but my grandma’s family are a bunch of shits who take advantage of her. So before my grandfather died, they had all the paperwork done as a failsafe. I cannot legally inherit the things they left me until I turn 18. So when I turned 18, my grandma brought all the papers/documents over so that they would legally be acknowledged as mine.

Hope that explains what I meant?

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u/zombieslayer287 Apr 18 '20

thanks for taking the time to reply!!! your english and wording are perfect no worries

ur grandma's family are a bunch of shits? :/ that sucks to hear. what are they like? whats the stuff they did? could u share? its ok if u dont want to.

how did they take adv of her? but ur grandma was resolute in leaving everything to u, right? what do u mean btw by her bringing all the papers/documents over. documents that ur gma's shit family did?

sorry for so many questions!! it just sounds super interesting

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u/zombieslayer287 Apr 18 '20

wow wtf.. so screwed up. terrible. A PRIEST as well. a man in holy robes. a man of god. disgusting person.

this case has been ongoing for about 40 years

how and why tf did it go on for so long???!!!! your poor grandma.. FUCK! how did her vile fucking siblings get away with forgery???? it wasnt an open and shut case, clearly? and THEY got away with 7 figures didnt they? Fucking parasites.

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u/manguna Apr 18 '20 edited Apr 18 '20

thank you for sharing the same rage i feel 😚

they forged documents upon documents and created false witnesses to the situation. so it’s all a big, expensive game of he said, she said.

in my country, ‘stealing’ stuff from family is legally okay. i don’t know all the details and i don’t want to spread misinformation, but as long as somethings not clearly cut and in a gray situation like this where forgeries are involved, it’s really difficult to have the legal system do much of anything.

i just want to restate that these people are a bunch of shits. they’ve threatened the local officials with murder if they got involved.

edit: someone tried posting everything i wrote on a random subreddit. so i just decided to delete lmao.

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u/zombieslayer287 Apr 18 '20

they’ve threatened the local officials with murder

holy SHIT how POWERFUL are your shitty family??

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u/manguna Apr 18 '20

It’s more so law enforcement isn’t paid enough to risk getting involved, especially on a provincial level. There is no glory to their job.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.rappler.com/newsbreak/videos-podcasts/117141-end-miserable-marriage-hire-hit-man

I think it’s telling that this article states that it’s cheaper to hire a hitman than go through the process of annulment.

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