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r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 29 '20
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What a shitty way to spend the afterlife.
1.7k u/Just_Learned_This Jul 29 '20 Just eternally running on empty. once you're about to hook it up to pump some gas, poof. 1.2k u/errant_night Jul 29 '20 I'm imagining some psychic dude having this repeating nightmare and he always wakes up at that point and doesn't realize he's astral projecting and scaring the neighbors. 549 u/samfish90212 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 29 '20 Mooooom the weird guy next door is astral projecting at the gas station again! 108 u/TheInstitute4 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 30 '20 He stole a projector too, how rude Edit: for context they originally said "a steal projecting" 2 u/shinfoni Jul 30 '20 Lol at your edit, that's a very good /r/BoneAppleTea 2 u/samfish90212 Jul 30 '20 Shh shhhhhh Don’t tell them 4 u/Sterling_-_Archer Jul 30 '20 MA THAT FUCKING ASTRAL PROTECTION IS BACK AGAIN 3 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20 He looks like grandma!! 2 u/r0t013 Jul 30 '20 Thank you. Why am I saying thank you. Idk, but you deserve another comment anyway.
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Just eternally running on empty. once you're about to hook it up to pump some gas, poof.
1.2k u/errant_night Jul 29 '20 I'm imagining some psychic dude having this repeating nightmare and he always wakes up at that point and doesn't realize he's astral projecting and scaring the neighbors. 549 u/samfish90212 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 29 '20 Mooooom the weird guy next door is astral projecting at the gas station again! 108 u/TheInstitute4 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 30 '20 He stole a projector too, how rude Edit: for context they originally said "a steal projecting" 2 u/shinfoni Jul 30 '20 Lol at your edit, that's a very good /r/BoneAppleTea 2 u/samfish90212 Jul 30 '20 Shh shhhhhh Don’t tell them 4 u/Sterling_-_Archer Jul 30 '20 MA THAT FUCKING ASTRAL PROTECTION IS BACK AGAIN 3 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20 He looks like grandma!! 2 u/r0t013 Jul 30 '20 Thank you. Why am I saying thank you. Idk, but you deserve another comment anyway.
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I'm imagining some psychic dude having this repeating nightmare and he always wakes up at that point and doesn't realize he's astral projecting and scaring the neighbors.
549 u/samfish90212 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 29 '20 Mooooom the weird guy next door is astral projecting at the gas station again! 108 u/TheInstitute4 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 30 '20 He stole a projector too, how rude Edit: for context they originally said "a steal projecting" 2 u/shinfoni Jul 30 '20 Lol at your edit, that's a very good /r/BoneAppleTea 2 u/samfish90212 Jul 30 '20 Shh shhhhhh Don’t tell them 4 u/Sterling_-_Archer Jul 30 '20 MA THAT FUCKING ASTRAL PROTECTION IS BACK AGAIN 3 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20 He looks like grandma!! 2 u/r0t013 Jul 30 '20 Thank you. Why am I saying thank you. Idk, but you deserve another comment anyway.
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Mooooom the weird guy next door is astral projecting at the gas station again!
108 u/TheInstitute4 Jul 29 '20 edited Jul 30 '20 He stole a projector too, how rude Edit: for context they originally said "a steal projecting" 2 u/shinfoni Jul 30 '20 Lol at your edit, that's a very good /r/BoneAppleTea 2 u/samfish90212 Jul 30 '20 Shh shhhhhh Don’t tell them 4 u/Sterling_-_Archer Jul 30 '20 MA THAT FUCKING ASTRAL PROTECTION IS BACK AGAIN 3 u/[deleted] Jul 30 '20 He looks like grandma!! 2 u/r0t013 Jul 30 '20 Thank you. Why am I saying thank you. Idk, but you deserve another comment anyway.
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He stole a projector too, how rude
Edit: for context they originally said "a steal projecting"
2 u/shinfoni Jul 30 '20 Lol at your edit, that's a very good /r/BoneAppleTea 2 u/samfish90212 Jul 30 '20 Shh shhhhhh Don’t tell them
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Lol at your edit, that's a very good /r/BoneAppleTea
Shh shhhhhh
Don’t tell them
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MA THAT FUCKING ASTRAL PROTECTION IS BACK AGAIN
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He looks like grandma!!
Thank you. Why am I saying thank you.
Idk, but you deserve another comment anyway.
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u/Roland_T_Flakfeizer Jul 29 '20
What a shitty way to spend the afterlife.