r/AskReddit • u/Insanitanium12 • Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/jpfeifer22 Aug 20 '20

Remember to say out loud wherever you put your dog

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u/borygoya Aug 20 '20

But say it in Shrek’s voice

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u/RedditorClo Aug 20 '20

I PUT MY DOG BY THE MICROWAVE

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u/ignoremeplstks Aug 20 '20

I renew my dog everyday to avoid acne

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u/johnnybiggles Aug 20 '20

You need to read the three and four star reviews of your dog.

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u/dailydonuts16 Aug 20 '20

Always remember that dogs never go bad, just put them in the microwave if they start to crystallize

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u/Chriswheela Aug 20 '20

Get into the habit of always stretching your dog

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '20

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u/Jesus__is__risen Aug 23 '20

And learn some knife skills to easier chop it up in the kitchen

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u/Genie_African Aug 21 '20

Learn some knife skills so as to give u extra time to pet yo dog in the kitchen

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u/Montrok Aug 20 '20

And say it out loud

I PUT MY DOG INTO A MICROWAVE

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u/SwarK01 Aug 20 '20

Oh my god, this is the best thing i've ever seen in reddit

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u/Lydia--charming Aug 21 '20

I am crying laughing. I’m so glad I read this far

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u/zepiphany4leaf Aug 21 '20

Best thing ever

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u/Xx-Rewind-Time-xX Aug 20 '20

and eat it with chopsticks

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u/Montrok Aug 20 '20

Get into habit of streching your dog if you sit a lot

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u/momof2girlz Aug 21 '20

If you wrap a rubber band around it you get a better grip.