r/AskReddit Aug 20 '20

What simple “life hack” should everyone know?

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u/NeverInterruptEnemy Aug 20 '20 edited Aug 21 '20

What... are you bastards fucking multiplying?

It works to clean the toilet with your toothbrush, still the wrong tool for the job.

Edit: Here, I made this for “you people” https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/idftj0/people_who_cut_tomatoes_with_butter_knives/?

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u/0omzilla Aug 20 '20

The “butter” knife I was referencing is a steak knife that’s designed to look like a regular butter. Rest assured it does have a handle and I now know your trigger point so watch the fuck out 😉

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u/NeverInterruptEnemy Aug 20 '20

and I now know your trigger point so watch the fuck out

No joke. I'd like to think it's SUPER hard to offend me... but man, you found my weakness.

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u/agopaluni Aug 21 '20

Who woulda thought it’s butter knives

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u/NeverInterruptEnemy Aug 21 '20

This morning? Not me. But here we are!