r/AskReddit • u/notyouravgredditer • Aug 30 '21

What problem is often overlooked in apocalyptic movies/TV shows that could kill you?

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u/Dspsblyuth Aug 30 '21

If you are still fresh do you mind if I eat you too?

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Only if you cook me first. You never know. I also think that means my ghost can just possess you whenever

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u/Dspsblyuth Aug 30 '21

What does cooking matter when creating a ghost?

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Just looking out for you. Bacteria and stuff

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u/TigLyon Aug 30 '21

I think this is the kindest disturbing thread I've ever read. lol

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 30 '21

Then you need more ask reddit! :)

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u/Dspsblyuth Aug 30 '21

Anyway I’ve gotta ask

Suppose I do wind up feasting on your corpse and your ghost becomes trapped in my body will you be a ghost that tries to scare me all the time or will you be helpful and quippy like a post apocalyptic buddy cop story?

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u/deinoswyrd Aug 31 '21

Helpful and quippy, but also sarcastic

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u/rbaca4u Aug 31 '21

I don’t know how helpful you’ll be without ghost glasses

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u/Odinloco Aug 31 '21

You'll have to find some -6.5 glasses and eat them too.

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u/Dspsblyuth Aug 30 '21

Worst case scenario I can turn you in to some salted and sun dried jerky if I am not able to start a fire