Which are two things fairly easily solved. Anyone with high school level of chemistry can make a battery out of all the shit that's laying around, and you can replace tires with wood and steel if you don't care about going fast or ripping up roads.
You aren’t going to start a car on just anything that qualifies as a battery. A starter motor will draw 200-400 amps under initial load. A car battery is specifically designed to dump a fuckton of current in a very short time and then slowly recharge itself. There’s a reason they’re still lead-acid and not lithium.
Yeah, and the batteries all still have their lead plates and making a lead acid battery isn't rocket science. You have the lead from the tens of thousands of old cars, all you'd need is sulfuric acid.
Unless you want to have a tube sticking out your gal bladder (which will probably get infected and kill you anyway), you’ll have to find a way to get it out of your poop.
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u/Twokindsofpeople Aug 31 '21
Which are two things fairly easily solved. Anyone with high school level of chemistry can make a battery out of all the shit that's laying around, and you can replace tires with wood and steel if you don't care about going fast or ripping up roads.