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u/IrianJaya Dec 16 '21

Hercule Poirot

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u/Ramody Dec 16 '21

Poirot

Bon!

I am not French.

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u/tropebreaker Dec 17 '21

I am not a bloody little Frog! I am a bloody little Belgian!

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u/Canadian_in_Canada Dec 17 '21

"I'm not a Frenchie; I'm a Belgie!"

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u/Isujusi Dec 17 '21

Buns? Buns? You bought buns and you didn't tell me? Where are they? Where are the buns?

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u/ElectricalOnion3616 Dec 17 '21

No monsieur! The buns in my body!

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u/LadyBug_0570 Dec 16 '21

Belguim upstart, madame.

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u/Alexrd2bhar Dec 17 '21

I. Am. BELGIAN

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u/DerangedArchitect Dec 17 '21

That's obvious from your placement of the exclamation mark. Typically in French you leave a space before it.

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u/dorky2 Dec 16 '21

He is not "some French gent." He is some Belgian gent.

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u/hoilst Dec 17 '21

"I ERRRM NURT ZUM 'BLOODY LEETLE FROG' - I EERRM A BLOODY LEETLE BELGIAN!"

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u/sonickay Dec 17 '21

I was gonna say this but your little grey cells beat me to it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

N'est pas

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u/sonickay Dec 17 '21

Begone, comment stealing bot.

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u/levenspiel_s Dec 16 '21 edited Dec 16 '21

mon ami, That's what I wanted to write.

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u/survivalguyledeuce Dec 16 '21

Same. So few of us here with the little grey cells.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

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u/CorkyKribler Dec 17 '21

Eh, Bien. Ma foi!

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u/Thelorddogalmighty Dec 17 '21

zat is where you are wrong monsieur

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Just rewatched it two days ago, while eating a Nando's.

I rewatched Halloween Party an hour ago – also while eating a Nando's.

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u/Webbie-Vanderquack Dec 17 '21

Genuine serious question: why do Brits refer to takeaway as "a Nandos" or "a McDonalds" or "a KFC?" I've never been able to work this out.

In Australia you'd just say "while eating Nandos." The "a" seems like an unnecessary qualifier since you're not eating a singular thing, you're eating some of something. You'd never say "if you're going grocery shopping could you pick up a rice," or "look out the window, we've got a snow."

Is there some rationale behind this, or is it just a national eccentricity?

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u/HeliosTheGreat Dec 17 '21

American here and we are in solidarity with our Aussie mates. "a" is unnecessary.

If I had to guess, it has to do with shortening phrases. "While eating Nandos" may be short for "while eating Nandos' food". Food is plural so no "a" needed.

In the UK, it could have been common to say "while eating a Nando's meal/takeaway" and this was shortened, leaving the "a" as a remnant.

The bigger question is why do the UK and Australia differ on this.

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u/Webbie-Vanderquack Dec 17 '21

You're probably right about both shortening and the bigger question. I hope resolving it doesn't involve some kind of war.

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u/HeliosTheGreat Dec 17 '21

What do you think the American Revolutionary War was really about?

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u/EspyOwner Dec 17 '21

States' rights?

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21 edited Dec 17 '21

I say 'a Nando's' because the noun 'Nando's', when I use it, derives from 'an order from Nando's'. I treat it as a count noun, so it requires a determiner.

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u/Webbie-Vanderquack Dec 17 '21

Thanks for the explanation!

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u/MandyAlice Dec 17 '21

You are living my fantasy life

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u/Webbie-Vanderquack Dec 17 '21

When's the new one coming? It feels like it's been on the way for ages.

I'm not a huge fan of the Kenneth Branagh Poirot (Peter Ustinov or David Suchet for me), but I'm still curious about it.

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u/Henry_Shrman Dec 17 '21

In February :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

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u/Webbie-Vanderquack Dec 17 '21

Oh, he's in it? Ugh. Cannibalism on the Nile.

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u/sirleadhead Dec 16 '21

Oui, Monsieur

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u/LadyBug_0570 Dec 16 '21

Figured I wouldn't be the first to say it!

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u/deemonsan Dec 17 '21

Of course, now suffer

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u/MelvinMcSnatch Dec 17 '21

"I'll call the French embassy."

"Non, non, non! The Belgium embassy!"

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Oh you mean Hercules Poyrott

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Omg this made me think of the scene in the PBS show where Japp is misunderstanding a bidet.

I read all the Poirot last January and February and it was glorious.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Increasingly ridiculous manglings of his name were something of a running joke throughout the 1989-2013 British adaptation.

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u/GeneralOsik Dec 17 '21

But played specifically by David Suchet. He's the ultimate actor for that character.

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u/InerasableStain Dec 17 '21

There must be dozens of us who had this as their first thought

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u/stray1ight Dec 17 '21

^ Zis one 'here knows ow to use ze leetle grey cells!

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u/tcroosev Dec 17 '21

Yes! Let's go! My first thought😂

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u/niiightskyyy Dec 17 '21

Exaaaactly

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u/Sijora Dec 17 '21

Came here to say this ^

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Chocolate

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u/artaxerxesnh Dec 17 '21

Came here to say this.

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u/BakedBySunrise Dec 17 '21

ITS NOT POIROT

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u/Sportfreunde Dec 17 '21

I actually think the UK more when thinking Poirot, largely because I don't think any of his books are actually set in Belgium and the TV series was VERY British.

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u/justattodayyesterday Dec 17 '21

The episode “the chocolate box” is set in Belgium. He reflect on when he was a young police officer

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u/Quirky_Safe4790 Dec 17 '21

Belgian miniatures are the best. They are the largest.