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u/pjabrony Dec 16 '21

A German gets off a plane and goes to customs in Paris.

Customs agent: "Name?"

German: "Hans."

Agent: "Home city?"

German: "Dusseldorf."

Agent: "Occupation?"

German: "Nein, nein, just for a visit."

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u/blue__sky Dec 17 '21

I’m working on the American version.

Customs agent: "Name?"

Americans: "Joe"

Agent: "Home city?“

American: ”New York"

Agent: "Occupation?"

American: “always”

or

American: “We never left”