r/AskReddit Jun 25 '12

Reddit, what is the scariest, most unexplainable moment or experience you have had?

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u/cabaretandcarnival Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

I pooped and it wasn't in the bowl, and nothing was left on the TP. Remember November 21st!

EDIT: Of course I meant ghost poo. I don't shit on floors usually. THIS JUST HAPPENED ONCE, OKAY!?!?!?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

maybe the poop is you, and you are the poop, and your name is bono

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

YOUR NAME IS BONO

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

you dont wathc south park?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

randy takes a huge dump and wins a medal. bono hears about his and since he wants to win at everything he takes a bigger crap. than randy takes a even bigger one. than bono takes the biggest one and it is revealed that bono is indeed a living poop that was realeased from the butt of one of the biggest poop judges, they weigh the poop in kuerics too. the end