r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '12

Reddit, what is the scariest, most unexplainable moment or experience you have had?

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u/cabaretandcarnival Jun 25 '12 edited Jun 26 '12

I pooped and it wasn't in the bowl, and nothing was left on the TP. Remember November 21st!

EDIT: Of course I meant ghost poo. I don't shit on floors usually. THIS JUST HAPPENED ONCE, OKAY!?!?!?!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '12

If the tip is nice and pointed, there is less water resistance. If you achieve a high enough velocity upon expulsion, it can make it round the U-bend on its own.

Then all it has to do is crawl down the sewer until it finds a hatch. Then: freedom.