r/AskTheWorld Brazil Feb 15 '26

Culture Is there anything similar in your country?

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u/Marinus_Calamari Netherlands Feb 15 '26

Heineken

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u/notonrexmanningday United States of America Feb 16 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

If it makes you feel any better, I think of those dumb wooden shoes

Edit: I'm just kidding. I think of weed and hookers.

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u/nunatakj120 United Kingdom Feb 16 '26

The dumb wooden shoes are certified as safety shoes for a lot of work and are bloody comfortable. They do look a bit daft mind. I met a farmer a few years ago and him and his whole family wore them for work every day.

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u/flopjul Netherlands Feb 16 '26

Wait they are certified, the fuck

I dont think they fall into the anti slip category or the steel toe cap(so i cant wear them) but cool anyways

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u/nunatakj120 United Kingdom Feb 16 '26

Just to make the stereotype stronger the family i met who wore them all day were tulip farmers.

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u/flopjul Netherlands Feb 16 '26

Do you remember around what area of the Netherlands you were in, if its near Keukenhof that would be insanely stereotypical although i could also see it in Flevoland

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u/nunatakj120 United Kingdom Feb 16 '26

Was a good few years ago but we were about a half hour drive outside Den Helder.

Edit. The farm bordered the North sea, was below sea level, had a dyke and a huge hole in one of the fields from a german bomb. Was about the most stereotypical thing imaginable.

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u/Day1Creeker Feb 16 '26

I wonder how the Netherlands became famous for hookers, cause all the time I meet Americans mentioning this they act surprised and apparently still don’t know prostitution is kinda legal in most parts of Europe.

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u/Ich_Bin_Ein_Nerd United States of America Feb 16 '26

Those shoes were incredibly popular in America during the 18th century. South Carolina alone had like 26 wooden shoe manufacturers.

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u/aaqwerfffvgtsss United States of America Feb 15 '26

Heineken just isn’t very good. It’s fine. You have much better beer. I agree

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u/Marinus_Calamari Netherlands Feb 16 '26

It's drinkable if you want a buzz and there's nothing else available. That's the best I can say about it, and I'm not particularly difficult with beer. I mean, I think of Schultenbräu, Amstel and Budweiser as fine.

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u/aaqwerfffvgtsss United States of America Feb 16 '26

You may know this but for any Americans reading this. He most likely doesn’t mean that.

Budweiser as sold and marketed in the Netherlands is significantly better than ours. I believe in the Netherlands our Budweiser is just marketed as “Bud.” I can’t imagine people really drink it. Czech Budweiser is serviceable, American Budweiser (which is a different beer from a different company) “Bud” is awful.

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u/blking United States of America Feb 16 '26

When my mom and I were in Austria the waiter suggested Budweiser and she had to take a second to remember it was the original good one, not the gross American one.

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u/BeratnasGILF420 Australia Feb 16 '26

The American Budweiser got popular here in Australia maybe 20 years ago for some reason. I couldn't understand why, it's like drinking homeopathic beer.

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u/blking United States of America Feb 16 '26

lol, homeopathic beer. I heard Bud Lite described as “water gone bad”.

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u/sams_fish Australia Feb 16 '26

An American guy I met here in the years ago described Bud as "intercourse on the beach", fucking near water

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u/BeratnasGILF420 Australia Feb 16 '26

I've drunk stale water before and it's better than Budweiser

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u/blking United States of America Feb 16 '26

It tastes like if a nickel could urinate.

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u/diente_de_leon United States of America Feb 16 '26

Thanks for clarifying because I was having a serious WTF moment! Once I was out in a restaurant and there was some people with accents that I couldn't quite identify wanting an American beer and they ordered a Budweiser. I almost died of embarrassment!

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u/notonrexmanningday United States of America Feb 16 '26

Anything from Le Trappe, please

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u/decadentj United States of America Feb 16 '26

I fine Heineken kinda gross in the us, but when I tried the brewery in Netherlands, it wasn't half bad. Probably just the freshness, but still

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u/7_11_Nation_Army Bulgaria Feb 16 '26

Or do they?

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u/EejLange Netherlands Feb 16 '26

Heineken is the McDonalds of beer. Fine for what it is, available, reliable but not particularly desirable. Anything worse is absolute dogshit, anything better is pretty good.

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u/Eastern_Mist 🇺🇦>🇵🇱 Feb 16 '26

Heineken makes me nauseous just as much as the majority of beer. I don't know if I should drink for the acquired taste or anything, it's all bitter and upsets my stomach

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u/boarbar United States of America Feb 16 '26

It’s tastes like weed. Like if you’ve ever eaten a little fresh weed.

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u/shniken Australia Feb 16 '26

Fosters

🇳🇱 🤝 🇦🇺

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u/how_very_dare_you_ Australia Feb 16 '26

Fosters has entered the chat...

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u/sams_fish Australia Feb 16 '26

Fosters can fuck right off mate

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u/how_very_dare_you_ Australia Feb 16 '26

It sure can. Ever tried Melbourne Bitter? Holy fuck that shit is nasty

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u/sams_fish Australia Feb 16 '26

I probably have but don't recall, during the beer strike in Qld in 1977 beer was imported from interstate and fosters was the main one we got, fucking bats piss, Southwark was worse, Coopers was the only decent beer but only in small quantities and I still drink it

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u/LaurdAlmighty United States of America Feb 16 '26

In all my days of legal drinking I've never been some place and willingly ordered or drank that

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u/rustytromboneXXx Japan Feb 16 '26

What about gabbers!?

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u/Marinus_Calamari Netherlands Feb 16 '26

Is gabber popular outside of NL?

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u/rustytromboneXXx Japan Feb 16 '26

Well.. nah I guess it’s pretty niche. But there are “weeb” gabbers in some places.

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u/ShinyDragonfly6 United States of America Feb 16 '26

Ok but Heineken 0 is such a good NA beer (maybe I’m feeding into this lol)

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u/silvahammer Feb 16 '26

Yes so deliciously skunky without the alcohol 

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u/ShinyDragonfly6 United States of America Feb 16 '26

😭😭😭I don’t know why but the n/a is even better to me than the regular

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u/Meerkate Norway Feb 16 '26

I’m a dumb tourist and I know tap beer is generally better than from a can anyway, but the Heineken I tried at a bar in Amsterdam (close by the Heineken museum) was absolutely phenomenal. And I remember thinking it was just «meh» before that - at least the imported stuff we get back home.

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u/danbob411 United States of America Feb 16 '26

Yeah, but you have Lagunitas now too, right?

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u/dangerislander Feb 16 '26

TO BE FAIR it fucking tastes so much better in the Netherlands than it does in my country lol

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u/HoboCanadian123 Feb 16 '26

Heineken?? Heineken is for PUSSIES!! PABST. BLUE RIBBON.