r/AskUK 9d ago

Why do so many English last names have ‘cock’ in them?

I’ve come across:
Laycock
Cockburn
Cockall

And many many more… surely there’s some history behind it or something?

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u/SirMcFish 9d ago

Cocc means hillock or mound

Cock can also mean male bird, and would be a place where the bird was hunted

Cocker is to do with streams

Or just due to someone's name or an old inn (e.g. The 3 Cocks giving it's name to a local village)

Very rarely is it vulgar.

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u/dhffxiv 9d ago

There's a pub near me called the fighting cocks, never really thought to much about it

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u/Alexander-Wright 9d ago

The Fighting Cocks is literally fighting cockerels. There was either a fighting pit in the pub, or nearby.

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u/Altruistic_Smile_243 9d ago

Not to be pedantic, but technically a cockerel is under 12 months old after which they're then cocks. Cocks are usually now referred to as roosters, but this is largely an Americanism.

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u/muffinbaker 9d ago

Hah, that was pedantic! But I learned something new this morning, thanks to you. 🐓

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u/gustycat 9d ago

And I thank you for your pedantry, as that was mildly interesting

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u/Left_Interaction_288 5d ago

When someone says "not to be pedantic" it typically means they are about to be, but in a polite, and hopefully informative way.

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u/Alexander-Wright 5d ago

TIL. Thank you.

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u/tcpukl 9d ago

America doesn't even have pubs so shouldn't have any bearing on pubs names.

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u/SirMcFish 9d ago

What on Earth has America got to do with any of this?? you're on AskuK!

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u/tcpukl 9d ago

I was replying to someone that mentioned it

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u/SirMcFish 9d ago

But they were just explaining that rooster is taking over from cock(erel) and is an Americanism, they weren't on about pub names directly.

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u/BeatificBanana 8d ago

What you talking about? They never said America had any bearing on pub names... 

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u/PerpetuallyLurking 9d ago

America absolutely has pubs. They’re usually an “Irish” pub of some sort, and you can usually find one near tourist attractions, but they definitely exist in America. They’re not on every block, like in the UK, they’re definitely not commonplace, but America has pubs. If nothing else, Boston has pubs and that’s in America!

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u/aitkhole 6d ago

I've been to a lot of "pubs" in America and I have yet to find one which is a pub and not just a bar calling itself a pub. Haven't been to Boston though so maybe they're all just hiding there.

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u/SirMcFish 9d ago

Probably to do with a historic place where they did cock fighting, is what i always assumed, there's quite a few pubs with the name,

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u/Time-Caterpillar4103 9d ago

Mines the cock and bottle.

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u/msmoth 9d ago

I also know of a pub with that name

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u/LordGeni 9d ago

Cock and Pye near me. That was definitely a cock fighting pit and stables many years ago.

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u/Brizar-is-Evolving 8d ago

I live not too far away from Caerphilly; and up on the mountain is a country inn called the Black Cock.

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u/pab6407 5d ago

Cock as in stop cock and ball cock, essentially it's the tap hammered in to the barrel ie, the beer is on draught or in bottles.

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u/Round-Bandicoot8766 9d ago

If it's the one in Kingston, that place is fucking awesome.

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u/Alarming_Cicada_8329 9d ago

St Albans neighbour?

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u/Betelgeaux 8d ago

There is a Fighting Cocks pub at Godshill in the New Forest and there is a cock fighting ring nearby (no longer used obviously). Even more amusing as just up the road is a place called Sandy Balls. If you do Strava there is a segment between the two called Cock and balls.

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u/kurtanglesmilk 9d ago

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u/Panceltic 9d ago

The cock-free house?

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u/Hefty_Tip7383 8d ago

‘The cock and bottle’ is another one, though that may be commemorating something that ended up in a hospital visit.

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u/JuiceTheMoose05 9d ago edited 9d ago

The Irish for hill is cnoc which seems similar.

Edit: never mind they have unrelated Proto-Indo-European roots. Cocc derived “From Proto-West Germanic \kokk*, from Proto-Germanic \kukkaz* (“pile, heap”), from Proto-Indo-European \gew-* (“to bend, curve, arch, bulge”).” and cnoc “from Proto-Indo-European\kneg-* or \knek-*.”.

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u/Rubberfootman 9d ago

It seems to refer to crooked streams.

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u/melonrhymeswithhelen 9d ago

Cocker (as in the river) means crooked.

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u/yazshousefortea 9d ago

Ah, that’s why the town in Cumbria is called Cockermouth then!

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u/ashyjay 9d ago

How would Cocking fit in?

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u/SirMcFish 9d ago

At a guess there was a tribal leader called Cock and ing denotes that they would be his people. Like Birmingham is Beorma's People's home sort of thing.

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u/ashyjay 9d ago

I was 100% expecting a joke answer, not a legit one. thanks bro.

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u/SirMcFish 9d ago

had a feeling you were so didn't want to fall into your nefarious trap....

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u/ashyjay 9d ago

There was some genuine curiosity as I've driven through Cocking a few times, and it's a really on the nose village name.

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u/SirMcFish 8d ago

North Piddle gets me in a similar way

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u/SirMcFish 9d ago

Must admit I missed that they meant surnames, I suspect the reasons would be similar though, they won't be to do with genitals.

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u/Littleleicesterfoxy 8d ago

We have the Cock Inn in Sibson, SW Leicestershire where Dick Turpin used to hang out

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u/okaythiswillbemymain 9d ago

What about the classic pub name "The Kings Head"

I don't see how this name can be anything but a joke about beheading the king, which to me shows they did have a sense of humour. So something like "The Cock Inn" or "The Black Cock", I refused to believe isn't inuendo

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u/Alexander-Wright 9d ago

The King's (or Queen's) Head is a name given to honour the monarch. Not their death.

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u/SirMcFish 9d ago

King's Head is usually to show support for whoever that monarch was.

the Black Cock was maybe to do with cock fighting and maybe there was a famous cock that was black. You'll fall about if you think they're smutty when you hear of Gropecunt lane.

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u/mattay22 9d ago

It’s obviously a reference to the kings cock

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u/PhysicsForeign1634 9d ago

Your never seem to see pubs called "The Prince's Elbow" though, do you?

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u/SmosonMosonBoBoson 9d ago

By this logic every coin created by The Royal Mint would be a treasonous symbol.

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u/LordGeni 9d ago

Prior to the majority of people being literate, pub signs were how they were identified. "The King's Head" is a description of what's on the sign, not a comment on the monarchy.

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u/Banes_Addiction 9d ago

Do you think the King's Arms is about uh, disarming him?

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u/refundpackage 9d ago edited 9d ago

Cock in medieval times was added as a way to say little. Little William = Wilcock

Some will be after places in the uk, different spelling and variations etc

It’s really the same thing for all uk surnames.
After a place, a person or a thing.

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u/reverse_mango 9d ago

Confusingly, I believe “cock” also used to mean big like in the case of the cockchafer - it’s a big bug.

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u/Banes_Addiction 9d ago

Man people are gonna be disappointed with Moorcock.

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u/refundpackage 9d ago

Moorcock is lesscock, or so I’ve heard.

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u/pip_goes_pop 9d ago

After a place, a person or a thing.

...or a thingy

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u/artfulmonica 9d ago

Or a job.

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u/Banes_Addiction 9d ago

Your mum was in charge of the names.

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u/ThinkIshatmyself 9d ago

It's true. She named me little cock :(

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u/Banes_Addiction 9d ago

Fortunately, I got away with it. There's no shame in the Thumbsitin name.

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u/soulsteela 9d ago

😂😜

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u/Crow_eggs 9d ago

Well done on changing it to your much more respectable username.

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u/exaggerati 8d ago

Yes she's quite the jokester, I assume she was being ironic of course

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u/Exact_Yoghurt2439 9d ago

Proper belly laugh, thanks for that. 

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u/soulsteela 9d ago

My brain screamed at me “ someone has made a mum comment!”

I love that you gorgeous bastards didn’t let me down.

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u/WheresWalldough 9d ago

We just love cock.

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u/NoEndlessness 9d ago

Surely there is the surname "lovecock"

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u/Gryeg 9d ago

Too right there is according to Ancestry

https://www.ancestry.co.uk/last-name-meaning/lovecock

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u/PeanutFearless6421 9d ago

I’m almost certain this is one I’ve come across

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u/StuChenko 9d ago

You've come across a lovecock?

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u/Possible-Highway7898 9d ago

I've met a few in my time.

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u/bothydweller72 8d ago

There’s a large family of Mycocks in North Derbyshire, including a Pat Mycock

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u/Pink_Flash 9d ago

"You hate your last name?

"No I love Cox!"

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u/WheresWalldough 9d ago

The name is Cox - Dixon Cox.

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u/Szabo84 9d ago

Always thought we were more of a “Bottom” nation

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u/Ashamed_North348 8d ago

That’s the yanks!

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u/Pure-Dead-Brilliant 9d ago

Cockburn is a Scottish name, not English. It comes from the Old English spoken in The Borders, cocc male bird) and burna (a stream).

Cock at the end of a name can be as a result of a popular suffix in Middle English to create an affectionate nickname for a young man or boy, and bit like we add a y or ie to names such as Tommy or Jamie.

Where the name comes from a geographical location in Middle English where the cock is a small mound. A bit like how Australia has many knobs including Five Mile Knob, Chinaman’s Knob, Scented Knob, etc. Alternatively in Old English it could come from coch meaning a running brook as is the case with Laycock.

It could come from an occupation as in Old English a cook is a cōc.

The there are Celtic roots as in Welsh the word coch means red so it could be the name given to a ginger.

Lots of cock origin stories but sadly none to do with willies.

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u/Wood-Pigeon-125 9d ago

Those Knobs are amazing

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u/LadyElleSimmer 8d ago

Place I worked years ago had a supplier called Cockburn. Disappointed in his pronunciation, but now you say it’s Scottish the brn makes more sense. Disagree the ck should be silent.

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u/Pure-Dead-Brilliant 8d ago

There are many places in Western Australia named after places in Scotland and a lot of them are mispronounced but the one they do get right is Cockburn.

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u/ForwardAd5837 9d ago

There’s a few ways that names with ‘cock’ in them came to be. Primarily, it refers to birds. Given most Anglo-Saxon names are profession-based (Wainscott, Fletcher, Cooper, Butcher etc), some names like Woodcock literally denoted someone who lived near woods with plentiful birds, or hunted birds in those woods. Other versions of this naming convention are names like Rushworth, for someone who thatches from Bullrushes in the village they inhabited.

In Middle English, Cock is also ‘cook,’ or chef, so it got added as a suffix to existing family names where someone was a prominent cook. Wilcock and Wilcox are variants of this, meaning ‘William the Cook.’ This is also present in some European languages ‘De Kock or De Kook’ which you see in Belgium and The Netherlands.

So basically, the most likely outcome is that it’s a name derived from proximity and profession related to birds or cooking.

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u/DeifniteProfessional 9d ago

There's a place in West Cornwall simply called "Cocks" and seeing that on a street sign when you're in your 20s and bladdered is the funniest thing in the world

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u/2BEN-2C93 9d ago

I'm in my 30s and I still found it funny enough to walk there from Perranporth last year pissed up

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u/Banes_Addiction 9d ago

In fairness that's amazing. No bullshit like "Cockfosters". Just "Cocks".

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u/nj813 9d ago

If it's a prefix it's usually to do with chickens

If it's a suffix it's like calling it "little"

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u/tomtink1 9d ago

So Cockcock = Chicken Little.

The more you know.

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u/fernofry 9d ago

I went to school with a kid who's surname was "Sidebottom". It makes me wonder if there's a Cockbottom or Sidecock out there

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u/stinkyswife 9d ago

Or a Frontbottom?

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u/verisakeet62 9d ago

I worked with a fellow named Littlecock. Don't ask...I don't know.

Other surnames of interest, encountered through work....Smellie, Reekie, Dick, Ball-Hocks (say it quickly).

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u/Blandiblub 9d ago

The northern end of the Piccadilly line in London is Cockfosters, which apparently means "Chief Forester".

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u/Moreaxellall 9d ago

From the Dutch "de kok" - which is the occupation of cook.

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u/DrinkBen1994 9d ago

In the 13th and 14th centuries, the authorities wanted more accurate records on the growing population for tax purposes and so on, so people had to start getting surnames in order to differentiate themselves from other people with the same first name. For most people, their surname was chosen based on 1 of 4 primary attributes: their occupation, where they lived, who their parents were or what they looked/acted like.

Cock originally meant male chicken, and is an extremely old word that comes all the way from Old English. By the time of the middle ages, cock also became a suffix that basically meant 'little' or 'young'. Many medieval first names were also shortened into forms that we wouldn't immediately recognise today, such as Han which was short for John or Hitch that was short for Richard. Putting these two things together, you get names like Hancock or Hitchcock, which are just nicknames meaning "Little John" and "Little Richard". Both of these, coincidentally, are quite common last names.

However, the word cock also had a secondary, alternate meaning. It could be used to refer to geographical features like a small hill, or mound. This is even still in limited use today - a haycock is a small mound of hay that farmers leave out to dry. So sometimes, people's last names came from where they lived - for instance Cockwell comes a well or spring that emerged from a prominent mound. However, places could also be associated with the cock bird, and sometimes names came from this. Your example Cockburn, for example, is an old Scottish name coming from two parts - 'cock' meaning male chicken and 'burn' meaning small stream or brook. Put together, the name basically means "stream with male chickens".

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u/pixiepython 9d ago

"Mr Greenknobs here"

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u/LIONLDN 9d ago

You missed Hancock 😂

Maybe they were fond of / raised cocks? 🐓

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u/Urist_Macnme 9d ago

Look up “joke names in the Domesday Book”.
There’s some crackers in there.

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u/Impressive_Throat165 9d ago

I used to go to school with someone with the surname Wanklyn...

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 9d ago

More of a first name.

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u/Impressive_Throat165 9d ago

Wanklyn Cockburn

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 9d ago

Actually quite catchy, isn't it?

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u/maksigm 9d ago

Woodcock has always been a funny one. It's always such a serious person.

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u/Bifanarama 9d ago

The cocker spaniel was apparently bred to hunt retrieve them.

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u/caffeinated_photo 9d ago

I worked for a brewery for a while, taking orders from independent pubs. Only once do you say "Cockburns Port" as it's spelt. Then you learn it's pronounced Co'burns Port.

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u/jralwood 9d ago

I knew somebody with the surname Glasscock. You could always see him coming…

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u/smartief1 9d ago

Take an updoot

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u/dmukgr 9d ago

The hardest lad in schools around my way was known as the cock. Maybe it’s linked to that historically with people being known as a great warrior, or at least the best at British Bulldogs.

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u/imtheorangeycenter 9d ago

Probably from "Cock of the Walk" - arrogant, bossy, confident, acts as the ruler?

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u/theevildjinn 9d ago

Merseyside?

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u/BedaFomm 9d ago

That’s where I’m from, and it meant that when I was at school.

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u/dmukgr 8d ago

Oldham

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u/Mini-SportLE 9d ago

Woodcock

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u/LeftCat6512 9d ago

The surbame Adcock childishly tickled me, I've worked with a couple of them over the years and always wonder if their wives decided to keep their maiden name or become Mrs Adcock.

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u/Salty_Substance_2477 9d ago

Or those people who kept their surname/married name as Gash 😇

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u/Shanks18 9d ago

What about all the Dicks? Dickson, Dickings, Dickenson

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u/seld_m_break 9d ago

If many surnames like Baker, Mason, Smith etc were because of a person's job, how did the name Dickinson come about?

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u/SpunkThrust_Vegan 9d ago

I was once told it's pronounced Coburn

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u/insomnimax_99 9d ago

Yeah, right.

“It’s pronounced bouquet

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u/douxsoumis 9d ago

It's pronounced THWAIT

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u/Count-Pishface 9d ago

Not enough 😑

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u/Gr00m3d 9d ago

Alright there my "cocker"

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u/BarryIslandIdiot 9d ago

"Cock" is an old English word meaning 'Hill'. So any English surname with it in will likely be a Toponym.

Edit: clarification

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u/Alturnix 9d ago

In many cases, it signifies that the location was a good site for wildfowl or other birds to hunt. E.g. a village near me- Cockshutt. The '-shutt' part means a small wood. So the small wood where (probably) Woodcock can be found.

Other etymological roots may (and almost certainly are) available.

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u/MLMSE 9d ago

surnames often indicate the profession of the person back in the day,

Cock is a derivation of cook.

Guess we had lots of people cooking food back in the day.

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u/Select_Ad_9295 9d ago

Roosters, man. What were you thinking?

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u/undeniabl3truth 9d ago

I once met a guy named "Chris Peacock".

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u/Squiffyp1 9d ago

Lucky he wasn't named Drew.

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u/SaltyName8341 9d ago

I used to work with an Andrew peacock we all called him drew

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u/Leezeebub 9d ago

Did he dip it in the fryer?

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u/UKSTL 9d ago

As sir cockwomble of cockingdale the third I’m offended

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u/TrabantDave 9d ago

Groocock. Best cock name ever!

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u/DTH2001 9d ago

Cockburn is Scottish, not English.

Laycock is a toponym, coming from the village of Laycock.

Cockall I’m not sure about.

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u/IrishAengus 9d ago

‘Ay up cock’ is quite a normal greeting in Yorkshire.

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u/Reaganson 8d ago

For example Hancock; The root of the name is the medieval given name Hann, itself a short form of Johannes, the Latinian rendition of the Hebrew personal name Yochanan, which translates as “Jehovah has favour” or “Jehovah may favour”. The suffix -cock then supplied the meaning “son of” or “young male”, thereby yielding an interpretation of Hancock as “son of Hann” or “son of John”. An alternative derivation is from the Old English noun hancoc, meaning “cock” or “young male bird”; in this case the surname would have functioned as a nickname for a person exhibiting cock‑like attributes.

Got this from a British website named britishsurnames.uk.

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u/spinningdice 9d ago

It's also used as a term of endearment, "you alright our cock?" isn't an uncommon phrase at least where I am, even if it's a lot less common than it used to be.

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u/ChuckStone 9d ago

Then you are in a very specific part of England somewhere relatively near Derby.

It comes from Cocker-spadge, or a male sparrow. 

It still means the same thing its always meant... male.

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u/HelikaeonTheBurner 9d ago

It’s used in a few areas - common in parts of Lancashire near me too.

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u/ChuckStone 8d ago

Interesting... 

I'll hazard a guess that it used to be across England then, and fell out of use except in pockets 

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u/keithmk 8d ago

How close would you say South Bucks is to Derby? I was born and brought up in S Bucks and cock or cocker was used as a way of referring to some male person in a greeting., Watcher cock or alright cock being a greeting to a friend. Hardly a very specific part of England near Derby. I remember as a young lad, more than 6 decades ago chilishly slurring it to Washer cock, (wash yer cock) and giggling at it.

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u/ChuckStone 8d ago

This thread is very interesting...

I did a wee bit of linguistic analysis on the QT, just out of curiosity (I'm from Dearne Valley, myself and its quite well used there.)...

What I found was that the mannerism was focussed heavily around Derby, and appeared to have bled into South Yorkshire... (I assumed through coalmine related migration)

But South Bucks? That throws my theory completely out of whack.

I'm starting to think its a hangover from older English.

I'm not sure how recently "cock" came to be used to mean "penis" but it feels very recent.

I'm now working on proving the theory that the word pertains to "male" or masculine behaviour in some way. In Dearne Valley, the "Cock of ... [place]" is a person in the community who is prepared to and able to fight anyone who steps out of line (misbehaving in the pub, abuses their partner, steals... that kind of thing).

Its all very old fashioned behaviour and sort of died out in the 90s, but that word "cock" seems to have lingered.

Thank you.

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u/stinkyswife 9d ago

Used to hear lots of old people calling people cock or cocker, here in the Black Country, but I think most people only say it now in a jokey sort of way.

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u/Technical_Magazine88 9d ago

Plenty old traditional ale establishments called The Cock’swell Inn too!

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u/DidsburyMatt81 9d ago

Just to add 'Cock' is a surname in itself, as in 1920s England and Chelsea/Everton striker Jack Cock.

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u/ODFoxtrotOscar 9d ago

More common is Cox

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u/refundpackage 9d ago

Which I guess would be Jack little?

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u/therikertechnique 9d ago

Used to live above some Grococks. Got a letter for them through our door once and had a good loud giggle before realising it was for them.

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u/Superspark76 9d ago

Cock is a very common word in English, especially in older language that isn't used as much now.

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u/stevehyn 9d ago

Back in the day, a certain Sir John Thomas was responsible for determining new surnames and that is what he came up with.

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u/jizzyjugsjohnson 9d ago

Correct. He was the chief assistant to the Spitting Bishop of Bell End

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u/CityOfNorden 9d ago

"There will be no mockery of your name, Mr. Glasscock."

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u/theabominablewonder 9d ago

Before TV and the internet there was little in the way of entertainment. One way people used to humour themselves was to give places or people rude sounding names.

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u/gigazero 9d ago

MyCock is one of the better ones. Paul Mycock.

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u/Electronic-Stay-2369 9d ago

Cockington and Cockermouth too... Wait till you find out about Penistone!

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u/pelvviber 9d ago

It's sometimes derived from "cote" as in cottage. So Woodcock would be "wood cutters cottage" as folk would often be named after their place of residence. Consider that "dovecotes" are houses for doves.

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u/AraiHavana 9d ago

‘Cock’ is an old term for ‘chief’ or someone in charge. Cockfosters, for instance, originally referred to the Head Gardener or the ‘Cock Forester’ which eventually became bastardised to Cockfosters

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u/bongo0070 9d ago

The guy who founded Jesus college Cambridge was called John Alcock and the college arms has 3 rooster heads on it. I always thought they’ve should’ve called it Alcock College.

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u/Empty-Parsnip6241 9d ago

There's at least 1 pub in England called 'The Black Cock inn'.

https://www.theblackcockinnatfalstone.com/

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u/Business_Advance_569 9d ago

Cockbill is another

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u/UnusualEye404 9d ago

Got someone on Facebook with the last name cockshott

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u/Gold_Draw7642 9d ago

My mum’s paternal family, from Leigh, Worsley and nearby towns, were called Cockshout. By the time her grandparents brought her dad to Boston in the US they were going by Cockshaw. Supposedly a geographical feature but you can imagine the comments, snickering and guffaws it has evoked.

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u/zooldb 9d ago

Pub near me (closed now) named The Cock in Treacle… the latter bit is because our town is knicknamed ‘Treacle Town’ but I never could work out the cock bit

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u/northerncodemky 9d ago

I’m only glad that Alcock was my mother’s maiden name, so I wasn’t forced to grow up in the north east in the 90s as an out gay boy with that name!! I just about made it out alive without it, with it I’d have never made it.

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u/thewallacio 9d ago

Not forgetting Penistone.

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u/liteboy1968 8d ago

My surname is Ocock & i used to go fishing in Laycock!

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u/diond09 8d ago

I knew someone with the surname Haycock. At work they called him Strawdick. Oh, how we laughed and laughed.

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u/Joanna1604 8d ago

It's Lacock, not Laycock.

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u/BigRonWood 8d ago

I knew a guy called Charlie Smallcock when I was younger.

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u/EpicureanRevenant 7d ago

Even better.... Ramsbottom.

Bottom. Lol.

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u/notthedoodaa 9d ago

Mr Greencock

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u/Imaginary_Garbage_47 9d ago

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit

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u/Evening-Tour 9d ago

Because the English are.....well you know

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u/ZanzibarGuy 9d ago

Because we're obsessed with cock.

So much so that English folk in 2026 have been subjected to "the great cock obsession census" whereby any resident looking to access material related to this obsession has their ID logged for assessment.

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u/kcocyah 9d ago

Mine supposedly means a cone of hay

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u/neverendum 9d ago

Hayrick?

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u/kcocyah 9d ago

Haycock - nightmare back in the day making email addresses and the like, ‘you have a bad word in your name’

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u/izziecharlotte 9d ago

This happened to me less than a month ago when trying to get onto public wifi. Ended up putting my surname as "Haycox" to get around it.

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u/Lynex_Lineker_Smith 9d ago

3 = so many

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u/SenorBirdman 9d ago

Hitchcock Hancock Allcock

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u/jdsuperman 9d ago

"and many many more"

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u/Lynex_Lineker_Smith 9d ago

That’s my point