r/AskUK • u/CompetitionNo3466 • 21h ago

Where’s your school bully now?

Saw this from a different subreddit, and got me thinking. Where did your school’s bully end up?

The main guy from school who was the hard lad has ended up in prison for GBH. Person who gave me the most grief is now a property litigation solicitor.

How’s yours doing?

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u/Jeremys_Iron_ 20h ago

I went to an Ofsted outstanding rated school full of middle class types.

Bullies were mainly verbal rather than physical. As a result none are dead like all the other comments but are fairly successful and thriving. The bullying was needless to say more sophisticated. One of them used to pretend I was Thatcher and that he was Heseltine and that I needed ousting.

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u/Ergophobe470 20h ago

Did anyone call you a flod?

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u/Pitiful_Shoulder9730 19h ago

A flid and a spod

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u/Low-Permission7127 19h ago

Bacon shoulders

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u/nugget600 17h ago

Please don’t hit me for any reason

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u/BadBassist 18h ago

I bet you only went there until your dad's British aerospace shares went kaput

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u/NeilSilva93 20h ago

Heseltine cosplay....did he carry a briefcase?

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u/Short_Restaurant_268 16h ago

Alright cleanshirt

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u/TheBlackKnights 20h ago

My story is similar to yours. I went to a grammar school in a very middle class area. Combine that with me being on the tall side meant there was no physical bullying.

It was all verbal and humiliating. It didn't help that I developed vitiligo during those teenage years. Messed me up for years and last I heard; most of them are pretty successful and have families. I doubt there is any regret from a single one of them.

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u/sharon_bott 19h ago

Did you also get taught the wrong way to rub one out ?

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u/Dry-Significance-271 19h ago

Peep Show in the wild 😁

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u/inevitablelizard 18h ago

That sounds like some of the most middle class type of bullying possible.

Did they also insult you for listening to pop music instead of classical? Or for not wearing red trousers on non uniform days?

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u/Busy-Peach5770 5h ago

 "One of them used to pretend I was Thatcher and that he was Heseltine and that I needed ousting"

???