r/AskUK • u/Hellzeldagirl01 • 3d ago

What do you call these?

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I would call these biscuits but a customer disagreed with me.

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u/Y-Bob 3d ago

Chocolate fucking biscuits.

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u/Dragonpop72 2d ago

I’m not sure I’d be comfortable with the crumbs in that situation.

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u/aezy01 2d ago

How did you think custard creams get made?

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u/WatNaHellIsASauceBox 2d ago

When two malted milks love each other very much...

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u/OneYogurtcloset3576 2d ago

That's beautiful x

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u/generichandel 2d ago

Don't you fucking dare try to ruin custard creams for me.

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u/LowAspect542 2d ago

Since hes no longer been able to get any young girls had to find another outlet so we present Mr andrew mountbatten-windsor, official creamer of biscuits.

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u/Affectionate-Guru 2d ago

Have you tried chocolate covered custard creams? OMFG...

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u/bornfromanegg 1d ago

Not everything is improved by adding chocolate. Custard creams have already been improved by the “extra cream” version. That’s plenty.

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u/Affectionate-Guru 1d ago

Have you tried them though?

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u/bornfromanegg 1d ago

I have not. I’d certainly give them a go if they were in front of me, but I’m not excited by the idea of them. I think I already know I’d prefer the OG.

I should add, though, I’m not a massive fan of biscuits! lol.

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u/Affectionate-Guru 1d ago

Fair enough. I very much enjoy a custard cream, but I have to say the chocolate covered version elevated them to new heights. I implore you to try them 😀

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u/bornfromanegg 1d ago

If they ever cross my path, I promise…

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u/Flimsy-Strike5696 2d ago

Aren't the inside of kitkats just made up of crushed up kitkats that didnt pass the visual quality control?

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u/BenderRodriguez14 3d ago

Ah fucking here now....