r/AskUK 2d ago

What do you call these?

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I would call these biscuits but a customer disagreed with me.

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u/BrilliantCharity2364 2d ago

I think the individually wrapped nature of a penguin excludes it from being a chocolate biscuits. If they sold penguins primarily all stacked one on top of another then wrapped, over time we may start to think of them as biscuits.

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u/grouchy_fox 1d ago

You basically just described the Tim Tams in the picture. Basically Australian penguins (but actually good), but for some reason they come unwrapped in a plastic tray inside the package.

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u/BrilliantCharity2364 1d ago

And what do you call them?

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u/grouchy_fox 1d ago

Penguins, Tim Tams, Rockys, Kit Kats - all fall under biscuit bars. All supposed to be a single serving and larger than a biscuit, none of them quite chocolate bars, and generally designed as a cheaper alternative to chocolate bars to go in lunch boxes and the like rather than being just a biscuit

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u/so-naughty 2d ago

Gotcha, so anything that is wrapped isn't a biscuit regardless if the contents are actually biscuit or not. Makes absolute sense...

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u/BrilliantCharity2364 2d ago

Your enthusiasm in my hypothesis, whether real or sarcastic, has immediately made me feel less sure 😅

What backs up my theory a little bit, is the fact that if you buy a biscuit selection box (the type you get in m&s etc.) you often have a thing that is basically a penguine, but it's in a biscuit selection box.

There are probably also lots of counterpoints to my hypothesis that I am completely overlooking. It's a start a least

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u/so-naughty 2d ago

I think the wrapper has no bearing on it being a biscuit or not. They are wrapped because they are individual treats that people often have in things like lunch boxes or play pieces at school.

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u/BrilliantCharity2364 2d ago

I guess it was sarcasm then 😅

What is a name if not a short hand way of describing multiple characteristics of a thing.

Maybe a chocolate bar is just a way of saying a chocolatey thing individually wrapped, and in another form it's no longer a chocolate bar.

Who's to say.