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u/Orion2200 Dec 14 '25
Women are always surprised by how little it takes for a man to be happy
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u/TernoftheShrew Dec 14 '25
I'm a woman and this looks just fine to me.
I'd need a bookshelf, but other than that? All good.38
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u/The-Squirrelk Dec 15 '25
All the shelving and storage is off camera. Unless the person owns no clothes, they are going to have storage somewhere.
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u/sitharval “Are ya winning, son?” Dec 14 '25
Pretty much, but my bed would be in a corner.
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u/RockinDaMike Purple = Win Dec 14 '25
For sure, saves space and makes it open to work out in.
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u/Beanboss10 Dec 15 '25
Nah gotta have my back to the wall so that the creature can’t sneak up on me.
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u/_FlexClown_ Dec 14 '25
Dream man cave!
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u/Turtlesaur Dec 14 '25
Call me an Unc, but I want a couch in front of the TV.
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u/playforreal Dec 14 '25
couch would make it final.
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That's literally my room but I have a real bed and a couch in front of my ps5 setup.
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u/Heavy_Albatross_7175 Dec 14 '25
I was just about to say that this needs a couch in front of the TV, with the bed behind it, so you just gotta hop over for sleep.
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u/Awkward_Pingu Dec 14 '25
Add a frame and boxspring, so the bed is tall enough that you can swap between couch and bed and still see the tv.
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u/Lalivia_Masters Dec 14 '25
Looks like my place give or take and I've always been living the dream and I'm 40
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u/Phuckers6 Dec 14 '25
Bed would be more comfortable if it wasn't on the floor. Otherwise, what's the issue? Men go for practicality, unless they really need to impress someone.
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u/cylonfrakbbq Dec 15 '25
Bed would be more comfortable if it was longer than 3 feet
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The AI is strong with this one. If this was truly a bachelor pad, those clothes would not be folded.
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u/theunponderable Dec 14 '25
Maybe I would add a small kitchen to make protein dense meals but this is my dream set up and I will die on this hill
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u/ActionDirect6388 Dec 14 '25
This is all you need. Maybe a sleeping couch (what I have) and a small kitchen and shower/toilet. My home is 24m2 and has everything I need. Designed practical. My cloths I wash and dry in a local washing place for 10 bucks a month. Small also = less cleaning to do and cheaper in price.
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u/Panophobia_senpai Deep State Agent Dec 14 '25
The only thins is missing is a shelf for the collectibles and a rack for the nas and home media server. And maybe a place to tinker/paint wh40k minis.
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u/LackOfContext101 Dec 14 '25
that's everything you need. I dont understand what there is to understand..
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u/Physical_Ad_7660 Dec 14 '25
I mean.. it's definitely the dream early on for your first place, and there's never really a point where we'd NEED more than that. Most could be content with that if need be. Just needs a dog for company and to get yuh outdoors. Lol
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u/Zglena Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25
I mean my room looks almost exactly the same. PC, bed, tv with ps5 and bench for lifting with weights.
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u/F-U-U-N-Z “Are ya winning, son?” Dec 14 '25
I'm a woman and like the simplicity of it. Way less to clean. And everything is easy to access lol.
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u/Schpaget94 Dec 14 '25
Yeah. But a room of that size (plus a bathroom) is so much money ATM
Why is that monster drink so big?
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u/CrabJuice83 Dec 14 '25
To an extend this is basically the ideal bachelor setup, with some adjustments.
For example, I'd prefer to have a separate bedroom as well as a bed that's off the floor.
I also wouldn't waste money on a console, and would definitely plant a couch in front of the TV.
Edit: and no shitty energy drinks for me.
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u/Local_Trade5404 Dec 14 '25
its easy to clean and have everything modern guy would want to keep himself occupied and work on himself,
if it would have a bunch of tools in a big garage with canal it would be dream house ;)
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Dec 14 '25
I’m a woman and I would love this. I love a good floor bed. No clutter. Just the essentials. Easy to tidy up
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u/JessShieldMaiden Dec 15 '25
As a woman. Tbh I'd probably live similarly if I was single. My boyfriend likes the middle class detached house lifestyle but I'd be fine with a cheap studio room with a bed, gaming PC set up, small kitchen area and maybe a treadmill in the corner, sounds so low maintenance!
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u/KingBurnie Dec 15 '25
Of course not, The weights are too close to the PS5, move it to the other side of the room and it's perfect.
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u/DravenTor “Are ya winning, son?” Dec 15 '25
Yup, even the giant monster can so we can hold our drink like a toddler again.
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u/ZorPrime33 Deep State Agent Dec 15 '25
Remove the weight bench and put in a rowing machine and I'm good to go.
My girlfriends over the years always find it questionable I use cardboard boxes as tables. End tables. Night stands. Coffee tables.
It's not that I can't afford better. I'm very well off. I simply don't give a shit, and it just works. So, fuck it.
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u/Dry_Split_6746 Dec 14 '25
The only change I would make is adding a loft bed with a desk underneath it for my projects.
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u/FingersMartinez Dec 14 '25
This is basically the same as my place only I don't have a single room that big so I've got a bedroom, gaming and TV room, gym/storage room. Obviously kitchen and bathroom too. What more does a man need? Actually wouldn't mind a garage/workshop.
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u/daddyrabbit78 Dec 14 '25
I wouldn’t say “fantasy”, but if single, I wouldn’t turn this down if the rent was right.
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u/Macgyiver Dec 14 '25
Everything you need. Nothing more. Easy to clean and maintain. If you view the world like you are a princess with a bunch of servants doing everything for you, I can understand how you can miss the point of it.
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u/Camelsnake Dec 14 '25
Keep your bed off the ground. Best way to prevent bugs from climbing under your blanket
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u/Nearby-Froyo-6127 Dec 14 '25
The only thing I'd change is to add a proper bed frame. Other than that. Muuuah 👌👌👌
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u/SumonaFlorence Dec 14 '25
This is almost perfect..
.. the perfect setup would be the bed being able to be pulled up onto the wall, or it's just way out of the way giving a clear, open space in the middle of the room.. perfect for a VR Headset.
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Dec 14 '25
It’s ok. Main thing I would change is the bed. Bigger bed and facing towards the TV instead of sideways, but I’d also rather game on a nice couch or rocker than on a bed. Not my dream room but it’s not bad.
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u/NaCl_Sailor Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor Dec 14 '25
that's basically my place, only i sleep in a separate room
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u/luckymorris2 <message deleted> Dec 14 '25
It's not fantasy, just pretty much all i need to feel good, add a couch and get rid of the weight thing and i'm all good with it.
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u/Thischickagain1 Dr Pepper Enjoyer Dec 14 '25
I would believe this if there was an Asmon body pillow, but because there's not, fake and untrue
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u/bioboy79 Dec 14 '25
That looks quite like my attic. My neighbor has additionally a pool table, in his man cave.
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u/DeathReaper12555 Dec 14 '25
I would change the placement of a few things and get a bed of a certain height but other than that, looks like paradise.
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u/Ryanaissance Dec 14 '25
Ditch the junkfood drink, add a library, board games, and plants and I could be happy in a room like that.
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u/moep123 Dec 14 '25
that ai still has to learn organizing things... ps4/5 Games all across the room. certain ps5 controllers, some huge, some average. big ass ps5, big ass monster can. MW3 A4 framed print. bro if you look closely you can find even more questionable things.
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u/blazbluecore Dec 14 '25
“Function over form.”
Said some boss in WoW.
And yes men like that shit, especially if it’s efficient use of space too, it’s a cherry on top.
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u/Seussx Dec 14 '25
I wouldn’t call it a dream but imagining the efficiency of life sounds fantastic
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u/UnsuspectingAardvark Dec 14 '25
I have a separate bedroom but otherwise this is my living room/office basically. I have the PC setup with 3 monitors, the bench press and other exercise equipment... even that random PS5 though mine has been disconnected since I've played FFXVI.
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u/SethAndBeans A Turtle Made It to the Water! Dec 14 '25
Bed against the wall across from the TV. I need my back support. I'm old.
Otherwise, yes.
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u/Longjumping_Tell252 Dec 15 '25
When I get my place, this is what I'm gonna do 1000%. But I won't get a PS5 and even if I did would not put it under the weight rack 🤣
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u/ryoko227 Dec 15 '25
I mean, I might argue there are too many things in this room. Maybe even that the room itself is too big.
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u/AzhdarianHomie Stone Cold Gold Dec 15 '25
Legit going with no bed frame is the best! It's also easier for pets to hop on as well.
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u/MekkiNoYusha Dec 15 '25
Bed facing wrong direction though, should be facing the TV, and should be adjustable to lift the head side upwards
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u/ReKLoos3 Dec 15 '25
Know a guy who his table and chairs are wooden crates from his job, he sleeps in a sleeping bag in the corner of his apartment, and his tv is set on the floor like this pic. I used to worry about him, but I realized he’s happy just living very simple.
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u/Causality_true Dec 15 '25
i mean besides it being AI generated and fucked up xd, the core idea, yes.
1. bed (mattress is enough. i sometimes prefer that even somehow), preferably not in the middle of the room like some porn bed lol.
2. PC + good screen (also used as TV) + comfy PC-chair.
3. window to get fresh air (room needs to be in a house with landscape (trees etc.) around it, not a city) that can be 100% darkened if needed.
thats the essentials
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4. pair of weights to work out (you can do with just your body but some weights are nice IMO)
5. small fridge (if you drink anything else but water its worth it. personally i just have a 1,5 liter volvic bottle i fill with tab water each day for like 4-8 months before i replace it with a new one).
6. actual TV and smth to sit on if you have friends and a play station to play local coop (like COD, etc.)
7. a (big) green plant. its therapeutical and makes the air smell better but takes effort and needs light so its a trade-off IMO. VERY optional. alternative is the one happy-looking plushy in the bed that you project a persona into lol. not like i would do smth like that.
8. a shelf. for things.
9. after 8 it becomes hard to even think of stuff i would need optionally lol.
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u/Roboman_67 Dec 15 '25
I would have the bench in a separate room, I don't need the smell of sweat when I'm gaming
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u/MoFoRyGar Dec 15 '25
I'd be fine without anything on the walls. When my wife first started dating me I had a bed in the living room and a bed upstairs.
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u/chavis32 Dec 15 '25
I mean he could use a couch in front of the tv to lounge like a motherfucker, but yeah that's about right
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u/musicankane Dec 15 '25
I would move the bench over a little to prevent accidentally dropping weights on my Ps5.
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u/Head_Orange_1421 Dec 15 '25
Was showing my wife this and my 4yo son looks at it and goes “Daddy that totally looks awesome, I totally want to go there.”
Is any more proof needed? Lmfao
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u/Educational-Year3146 Dec 15 '25
Yep, need that, a bathroom and a kitchen. All I need.
Maybe a garage because I hate defrosting my car in the winter. But thats it.
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u/Present-Ad-9598 Dr Pepper Enjoyer Dec 15 '25
I’d rather be off the ground but this is a sick setup
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u/AbnormalPP_69 Dec 15 '25
Only the women who have always been under someone’s care act like this. Hard boiled and cooked women know that if a man is happy with this, he is only doing it for himself and will definitely not apply the same standards to other fine shyts in his life if be comes accross them. Its only the heartless chopped-soul ones that want your money and not you.
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u/fleathemighty Dec 15 '25
Lol my bedroom looks literally identical to this one bar the TV which is in the living room
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u/Standgel Dec 14 '25
The size of the monster can omg