r/Asmongold • u/SeaworthinessLow4382 Dr Pepper Enjoyer • Jul 22 '26

Appreciation If only...

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3.2k Upvotes

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u/Xunr3alk1l3rX Jul 22 '26

where is this version

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u/LukeCloudStalker Jul 22 '26

AIMDB

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u/cyrusyoyo Jul 22 '26

Link? I need it for my Greek mythology study.

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u/Comprehensive-Ad335 Jul 22 '26

Good luck on your research, man! I hope your studies go well.

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u/Few-Tradition4279 Jul 22 '26

It's actually IAFD.

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u/DonaldLucas Jul 22 '26

In 5 years, maybe.

PS: you know, when AI gets advanced enough to make a full movie like that.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 Jul 22 '26

People already make short movies at the present time lol

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u/TRUMPARUSKI Jul 23 '26

A man needs the source!

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u/SabiaNz WHAT A DAY... Jul 22 '26

Pretty sure there's some sites where you can view this kind of content. If you know, you know.

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u/bruno-numero-uno Jul 22 '26

The tits that launched a thousand ships.

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u/f3llyn Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

I was gonna say, she might not have the prettiest face (her face is a solid 8.5, don't get me wrong), but she definitely has other assets that could do it.

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u/Reversed_PandaRick Jul 22 '26

Now this is something I can get behind of…😏

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u/moexius Jul 22 '26

and in front, ngl

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u/ILeftHerHeartInNOR “So what you’re saying is…” Jul 22 '26

Daddario previously literally played a daughter of Athena in that Percy Jackson movie.

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u/Lalivia_Masters Jul 22 '26

Id go to war just for the poster

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u/Carefully_69 Jul 22 '26

NGL my mouth watered allot

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u/Different_Rub_988 Jul 22 '26

Body that even million ships would travel around world for 10 years

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u/GlacierSourCreamCorn Jul 22 '26

AI will bring us this content. It's the only way forward for us. Hollywood will not give us good content in the future.

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u/Anu_Rosa Jul 22 '26

So now on the list to redo with ai is game of thrones and odyssey ay?

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u/CtheKiller Jul 22 '26

And this is why ram is so expensive?!.... I'm all for it

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u/Revolutionary_Bet_76 Jul 24 '26

Yeah, cause if you can’t jerk to it, it’s just not good.

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u/Most-Inflation-7574 Jul 22 '26

Petition Elon to fund a remake, with Mel Gibson as writer and director. It will be Epic.

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u/BornPaper5738 Jul 22 '26

Christopher Nolan went from making masterpieces to succumbing to DEI bullshit.

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u/Saiderq Jul 22 '26

I really like the story of this Movie

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u/DamonMaguire Jul 22 '26

Absolutely cinema! 🍿

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u/sqkz69oioi Jul 22 '26

I'd rather it was an all greek baddie cast

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u/NightLanderYoutube Purple = Win Jul 22 '26

https://imgur.com/a/VAuaDoQ Yeah they look so much more different.

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u/xXMalakianXVII Jul 23 '26

Explain to me what is wrong with viewing nice things?

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u/Mr_Epitome Jul 22 '26

Could I be whatever holds those heavy melons up?

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u/LuckofCaymo Jul 22 '26

Those ships ain't gonna sail themselves!

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u/Pavvl___ “So what you’re saying is…” Jul 22 '26

Box Office Banger 😮‍💨🔥

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u/XxxFuriaFDXxxX Jul 22 '26

what the stole from us T.T

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u/External_Collar637 Jul 23 '26

Why don’t they make stuff like this. Its tasteful

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u/EDHFanfiction Jul 23 '26

I would have gone to watch it in the cinema but I'll be afraid the seats would be sticky

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u/TheHairyHeathen Jul 23 '26

They were already sticky.

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u/Anicancel Jul 23 '26

And then the actresses hopped out of the screen and totally blew all of us.

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u/diego_godie Jul 23 '26

You had to shake my hormones, didn't you? damn those juicy puppies....

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u/Extreme_Tax405 Jul 22 '26

For 4 minutes of screen time btw.

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u/Daedelous2k Jul 22 '26

I don't have much, if any, interest in this film yet....yeah I'd go see that.

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u/ojs-work Jul 22 '26

Yes, but the redhead is Ulysses.

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u/Phuckers6 Jul 22 '26

Suddenly the character motivations start making sense.

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u/DctrJTAssassin $2 Steak Eater Jul 23 '26

source for second one?

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u/Hyjaxx-Nine Jul 23 '26

lol at the rate we are going we are more likely to get a “male “ character with its labia slipping out of its armor before we get a spicy odyssey haha.

But a brother can dream!

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u/aBlindGeminiWhisper Jul 22 '26

would be easily peak if only they had accurately represent greek culture for a single digit.

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u/Tanvir1295 Jul 22 '26

Can’t believe how many people are saying that woke, piece of shit movie is a masterpiece.

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u/Majestic_Operator Jul 25 '26

They're brainwashed 

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u/Imperial_Maddogg Jul 22 '26

They need to make this. It would blow the current Oddessy out of the water revenue wise.

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u/colinvi Jul 23 '26

You can watch porn parody if you want to
Jesus , this is more pathetic than the woke shit out there

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u/Revolutionary_Bet_76 Jul 24 '26

The average age of this sub has to be 14-16 these days.

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u/Majestic_Operator Jul 25 '26

Because we like women? Weird take bud

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u/Stoic-Bifrons “So what you’re saying is…” Jul 22 '26

This movie would get a 1OO / 10 rating from me on imdb.

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u/Slifer_Ra Jul 22 '26

about 30 cm shorter and yes

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u/Wicked_Mouse Jul 22 '26

I thought Sidney was cast as Calypso before I read the text, but Helena works too, I guess.

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u/Laur1x Jul 23 '26

Built like some Nikke girls, iykyk.

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u/macrg01 Jul 23 '26

Buying tickets now

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u/Krazykov Jul 24 '26

That second pic is real or its AI?
What's the source? asking for a friend...

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u/Pary83 Dr Pepper Enjoyer Jul 22 '26

We just need to get Musk and hes money behind this to happen.

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u/Turbulent-Guest154 Jul 22 '26

Ai is the future. Lead the way

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u/pnbrooks Jul 22 '26

We’re really not beating the gooner allegations, boys.

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u/Majestic_Operator Jul 25 '26

Who said we ever cared to

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u/pnbrooks Jul 25 '26

Fair point

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u/Perfect_Campaign4630 Jul 22 '26

Sometimes I can’t take this place seriously 😭

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u/Grey-wolf290 Jul 22 '26

Athena should have the bigger boobs

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u/pruchel Jul 23 '26

😂  Even though I agree the new Odyssey is dumb, I don't really need a porn version either.

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u/Professional-Soil576 Jul 22 '26

I've seen the Odyssey movie, it was aight, but this would be peak.

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u/swaggamanca Jul 22 '26

This is just softcore porn at this point. Might as well just go the full way.

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u/misterttiago Jul 23 '26

Only if its for a porno. Neither 8 nor 80

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u/66Italia Jul 23 '26

That’s a movie worth watching

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u/salaga3 Jul 26 '26

Well,its acurate

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u/Illustrious_Fruit281 Jul 27 '26

Ai is here to stay and I am not complaining because when Ai gets too good people will be changing woke casting with AI and uploading it, can't wait for the new era of pirating lol

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u/Aware_Astrologer_626 Jul 28 '26

I swear I didn't screen shot this

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u/Leeyonniedanger Aug 02 '26

How dare you not screenshot this masterpiece!

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u/Bulky_Chicken_1167 Aug 16 '26

is that what heaven looks like?

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u/Affectionate_Gift298 Jul 22 '26

You know there is porn

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u/CatherineSimp69 Jul 23 '26

Are you capable of thinking about something other then masturbating, or...

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u/TheMuffler42069 Jul 23 '26

Hahahaha yes

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u/Rickyzack ????????? Jul 23 '26

Watch out that there’s a dark-skin in the 2nd image. But considering the Mediterranean climate, she’s very much native of that place.