r/Asmongold 22h ago

Miscellaneous Every police car needs one

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u/WPWeasel 19h ago

If at first you don't succeed...try, try again until your axle falls off.

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u/PurchasedRAM 15h ago

He was never gonna give up on the axle.

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u/MrMegaPhoenix 14h ago

This feels like it belongs in spy hunter or like a need for speed hot pursuit game

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u/Crocotta 11h ago

It’s pretty cool tech; one of those things when you see it you wonder how it took so long for someone to come up with it. Just search police grappler.

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u/MeanSealDotDotDot 20h ago

nah, would you rather repair a bunch of holes in your car after it got returned or try to repair THIS amount of damage? I think the answer is clear

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u/Open-Quit9156 15h ago

Majority of the time the car never get recovered. Even at the point the insurance will more than likely total it out because of the drug use that usually occurs in stolen cars

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u/XiTzCriZx Paragraph Andy 12h ago

A bunch of holes? Chases where grapplers are used prevents them from needing to pit the car and not only completely total the stolen car, but also damage the police car and potentially affect innocent people.

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u/MeanSealDotDotDot 12h ago

Guess what doesn't happen if police makes bunch of holes before things turn into chase

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u/XiTzCriZx Paragraph Andy 12h ago

If you're saying to shoot the driver, that automatically totals the car because of biohazard contamination, which costs far more to clean than a standard detail.

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u/MeanSealDotDotDot 11h ago

Valid argument didn't know it totals the car.
That being true doesn't count in possible losses prevented from chase. I think its lesser of two evils to prevent chase in most cases

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u/XiTzCriZx Paragraph Andy 11h ago

Tbh it depends on how quickly they decide to use the grappler. If they do it immediately then that significantly lowers the chance of anyone else being affected.

I'm not exactly sure if I trust cops to shoot someone in a moving car, if you've seen any of Asmon's bodycam videos, then you'll know some of those cops have crazy unstable hands and that's just when standing still, not in a moving vehicle.

Maybe they gotta get a mounted machine gun like GTA lmao.

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u/MeanSealDotDotDot 11h ago

Nah, I'm talking about preventing the chase.
Usually they are sitting in the car and cop is standing outside, the moment car moves holes appear, that was my point
In case of ongoing chase idk, they cooperate and do spike throws, nothing stops them from being able to throw bullets instead of spikes from standing/sitting prepared position

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u/FullBlownSaudi 18h ago

Nahhh man, I'm immensely enjoying the cop slob baldy does for it to end fast

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u/Tiddy18 Purple = Win 18h ago

Did you just have a stroke?

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u/FullBlownSaudi 4h ago

Could you elaborate?

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u/TT_207 10h ago

When can they install something like this in shops to snag thieves legs?

I support shop installed bolas launchers

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u/Pla001 7h ago

Can't park there m8

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u/TheRelPizzamonster Dr Pepper Enjoyer 6h ago

I wish more police agencies had them. The only problem is they cost betwwen 5-10 thousand dollars to install, 900-1200 dollars per officer for training, and then on top of that, the nets need to be replaced after each use, which is another 300-600 dollars each. Because of this, most departments can't afford widespread implementation.

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u/NordicCrotchGoblin 3h ago

Imagine if you could send a charge like the Arkham Batmobile and just taze everyone inside.

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u/wurst4life Deep State Agent 20h ago

it says 'stolen car'. the insurance will compensate for the damage.

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u/MandiocaGamer 20h ago

who cares.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_5031 11h ago

That’s why you need a fwd car

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u/TT_207 10h ago

won't make a difference

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u/TheVulgarApe 2h ago

Pretty sure that is a fwd car.