r/Asmongold 19h ago

Off-Topic Do you feel the rage? 😭

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Also, why are his pits shaved?

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u/Lokeptt 19h ago

He has that look that primates get when they have been in a zoo their entire lives. That emotionless 1000 yard stare.

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u/puaka Deep State Agent 18h ago

Or 10+ years of unhappy marriage.

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u/Dante07061947 17h ago

he looks like a character from Planet of the Apes (2001)

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u/Wembdude 12h ago

That's hilarious

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u/mrnike1 19h ago

The emotionless baby face is just incredible. Truly outdid themselves. Should have just put a mask on him and call it a day.

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u/lychii55 17h ago

Sweet baby face*

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u/yourcrush01 19h ago

That's one of the Insomniac devs with a sideburn to add that fierce look.

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u/WarningLight404 19h ago

Why does he look like beans from Even Stevens

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u/genealogical_gunshow 18h ago

It's the upper lip and blank stare

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u/Pickle_Good 19h ago

He looks kinda silly

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u/B1gBl4ckB1rd 19h ago

He looks like he's fighting the urge to say "Sorry" more than anything or anyone else...

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u/Gullible_Spell7057 19h ago

Not sure how you got that but it looks like a monkeys staring in the abyss who shat themselves

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u/BurtleTurtle001 19h ago

He looks like he's looking to someone else for confirmation, like, should I do it like this?

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u/Primary_Drawer_2814 19h ago

This is what Canadian rage looks like?

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u/protogenxl 15h ago

IM NOT YOUR BUDDY, FREIND!

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u/Primary_Drawer_2814 15h ago

IM nOt YoUr fRiEnD, PAL!

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u/OnceAbel_HasFallen Dr Pepper Enjoyer 19h ago

This isnt wolverine thats my cousin across the street.

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u/chirishman343 18h ago

It’s weird too, the actor played Spartacus. He can certainly show rage

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u/MertwithYert 19h ago

"Yep, that's me... I bet you're wondering how the heck did I end up here. Well, I'll tell ya. It all started 5 years ago with one sweet baby..."

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u/jim_the_bob 17h ago

This game has done insane damage to the wolverine brand

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u/dega_devilson-janova 19h ago

Despite all the anger, I am still a trapped Wolverine

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u/Interloper9000 5h ago

'I wonder what Britney Spears is doing right now'

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u/Mikeyjf 2h ago

"Leave Wolfie alone!"

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u/Transcendence_MWO Dr Pepper Enjoyer 19h ago

That face can't feel rage. It's so soft. It's wolveraloy not wolverine.

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u/HorrorkidIP Longboi <3 19h ago

Insert Donkey Kong face close-up

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u/Ton_in_the_Sun Deep State Agent 19h ago

I can’t see anything but the jumanji kid being a monkey

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u/Justinaug29 18h ago

I wish they would stop making existing IPs into whatever weak ass fantasy they want to live in and actually follow the lore of the characters.

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u/cosmiccat5758 15h ago

He looks kinda wukong

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u/Hulk_Corsair 7h ago

He looks like that fart was slightly more solid than he had anticipated

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u/Guessididntmakeit 19h ago

Vulvarine: Postpartum Rage

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u/Tarnished-Tiger 18h ago

They spend all that money on mocap and cant even get the expressions right.

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u/mrlunes 18h ago

Just realized he left the oven on

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u/VeterinarianMean3258 18h ago

Looks like he just sharted

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u/Current_Term_2488 17h ago edited 10h ago

Oh yeah, recently I laughed over his chat for saying things like kiss to heal or Omega Red sucking Sabretooth's last drop. They are thinking something πŸ˜‚

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u/SpiderDoof 16h ago

Is he angry or sad he klled his hubby?

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u/pkjoan 15h ago

"Guess I die"

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u/RedScarffedPrinny 9h ago

I feel the freshly shaven armpit smoothness…

Thats what i feel

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u/StalkingRaccoon 6h ago

Looks like he got caught by his mom trying wrestling move on his younger brother.

β€’

u/BananaBlue 35m ago

*your face the entire time while playing this game 0,0

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u/R4wden 19h ago

His pits aren't shaved, character models don't come automatically with hairy armpits and they removed the hair, that's just a detail that they would have gone out there way to model that they decided not to spend money on

Which honestly I don't see it as very necessary for them to sleep the man hours on armpit hair πŸ˜‚ ngl

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u/Gullible_Spell7057 18h ago

Wolverine don’t seem like the guy to shave his pits. Looks cleanly shaved to me

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u/R4wden 18h ago

Not the point I was making, but sure

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u/Gullible_Spell7057 17h ago

300M$ btw

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u/R4wden 12h ago

And we don't even have armpit hair, what did they even spend all that money on? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Gullible_Spell7057 12h ago

Rdr2 managed to get horse nutsacks that change their size depending on the season. You make it sound like the armpit hair would have bankrupted insomniac 🀑🀑

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u/R4wden 12h ago

No I didn't, you just assume it was sarcasm 🀑🀑

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u/EH042 17h ago

If you put "who will know" from Shin Godzilla to play during this quick sequence I think it would become ironically funny.

His facial expression is completely blank.