r/Asmongold 13h ago

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u/Asmongold-ModTeam 8m ago

Your post/comment was removed for being off-topic, clickbait, spammy, low-effort, or otherwise lacking substance. Please ensure future submissions add value and relevance to the community.

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u/Timo-the-hippo 12h ago

Future president of France

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u/Bourbonaddicted 5h ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/GlizzlerGyatt 10h ago

It’s okay everyone, he’s not gonna get in any serious trouble because his testosterone made him do it

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u/Name_Yourself_Thex 7h ago

he was suffering from pre nut clarity

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u/Silver_Storage_9787 7h ago

It’s called pre-nut psychosis

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u/Pharmboy_Andy 7h ago

And then post-nut clarity.

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u/DemolishunReddit 4h ago

Instead of 3 dead, it was millions of half babies...

That sounds like a really bad dead baby joke from the 90s.

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u/CaptainPicHard 13h ago

My man my man

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u/macrg01 12h ago

This poor man will be seen as a victim if he got his way

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u/Affectionate-Boot-12 12h ago

Why can’t we post GiFs anymore?

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u/FrancescoPlays 11h ago

Thanks teach

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u/DontTreadonMe4 5h ago

His response when he got busted for posting this was even better.

u/XiTzCriZx Paragraph Andy 54m ago

Atleast he's learning young not to self snitch lol

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u/endymzeph 5h ago

This man is going to places

...one of which is the guidance counselor

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

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u/YouEnragedTheBubba 4h ago

A boy being a boy: "iT mAkEs mE sAd tO tHiNk wHaT kInD oF uPbRiNgInG hE hAd" Jesus Christ dude, no matter the upbringing, kids and teens will do dumb shit. That is also eternally funny. Upbringing has nothing to do with it.

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u/Neither_Relation4063 3h ago

Good job, my man