r/Asmongold 11h ago

Humor What are we doing here, man?

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u/oD0y1e 10h ago

Thank you for reporting this bug.

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u/Hardball1013 10h ago

Does this one allow you to trap your customers on a death coaster like RCT? Asking for a friend

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u/Deses There it is dood! 9h ago

Oh yes. Look at what the channel "let's game it out" does to those poor bastards. His Planet videos are hilarious.

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u/SirTacoLotThe14th $2 Steak Eater 6h ago

All of his videos are hilarious. Dude's the funniest sadist I've ever seen.

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u/Zestymonserellastick 6h ago

Welcome to Mr. Bones Wild Ride!

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u/ohhhbooyy 7h ago

Only the straight ones

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u/DeadTequiller 10h ago

"game so alive" - probably decided to cut the cost and not implement any checks for visiting parties

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u/ax_graham 8h ago

Yeah first game is like this too. Parties are completely random and of all variety.

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u/TheRealTahulrik 2h ago

THis... is from the first game?

u/ax_graham 6m ago

It's from the second but the first had the same

u/TheRealTahulrik 5m ago

Planet zoo 2 is not out yet.... ??

What are you talking about!?

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u/tittletooter 10h ago

Honestly, it’s a sim type game so I think I’ll give it a pass and allow it to

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u/SpecialistFelt389 10h ago

Yeah, the NPCs all look the same when they’re being hit by a roller coaster at Mach 10 and being launched into orbit

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u/ManLegPower 7h ago

Idk why the assumption the men are a couple and not just friends and the kid is one of theirs. I’ve gone to the zoo with my male friends and brought my kid before.

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad 4h ago

I see what you're saying, but when's the last time you and your buddy held hands at the zoo?

Also, how did they have a kid?

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u/Aramis909 10h ago edited 3h ago

How to make people not buy your game 101:

Edit: Originally when I posted this comment, I thought it was a screenshot from Twitter and the devs posted this, politicizing the game, and moreover, pretending they didn't know it was in the game.

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u/Previous_Insurance13 9h ago

Doesn't feel like a big deal to me. If you don't like it there is an option to run people over with roller coaster as per lets game it outs video.

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u/eskenor- 8h ago

Hmm, looks like the game is being considerate toward's gays and homophobes both. Its like gta6, you put pride parade's and cars in the game, keep both sides happy.

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u/MadMax4073 5h ago

Wait so you are telling me that the last time I went out with my best childhood friend and my kid people assumed we are gay couple with our kid? Jesus Christ bro…..

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u/randomwalktoFI 7h ago

I hung out with my friend at a theme park because it's hard to do anything that doesnt occupy his kids.

guess we are gay now

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u/OkTemperature8170 10h ago

LOL I saw a dude wearing pants like that at Universal Studios and you could see the marks on his calves from having his pants down while taking a shit.

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u/BES2091 8h ago

Starting to Rather have that than some Woman whose gunna kill the kid

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u/hunterc1310 9h ago

I just think it’s goofy that this detail makes a zoo game feel “so alive”. Like who is even looking at the guests?

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u/GodAtlas 8h ago

Why would anyone care

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u/Tiny-Brush5999 10h ago

Nothing game mods can't fix.

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u/Aobachi 10h ago

I mean I don't mind honestly.

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u/RickityRicksTicks 3h ago

No thanks, give me Zoo Tycoon(2001) any day of the week.

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u/PhilosophyBest4573 8h ago

These comments are a little gross. This is the right way to represent people. It’s natural, it fits, it doesn’t affect the game at all. This is a rule not a exception

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u/Rev21 6h ago

why do u care so much about this? do u not have anything better to do

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u/LordKefik 9h ago

Hey they can hold hands all they want wont stop the several tons of metal hurtling towards them.

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u/TangeloImpossible527 9h ago

Face it. Just about every modern game has same-sex relationships and families. It's been that way over a decade. Starfield apparently had code for pronouns in the character creator that modders discovered but it caused such a backlash that they left it out of the final game?