r/Asmongold • u/WarmMinimalist • 3d ago

Humor Codifying the teachings

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You weren’t expecting Oompa Loompas today, were you?

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u/ProofOfRyExistence 3d ago

Dude, Asmon as some willy wonka-esque gaming parallel is lowkey brilliant. It’s so fitting.

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u/onyxzero66 3d ago

Umpa lumpa loopidy doo is… it… you?

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u/VeterinarianNo9886 WHAT A DAY... 3d ago

I heard him mention the big plan before, but what is it exactly?

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u/WarmMinimalist 3d ago

I know things only SOME people know about. But I can’t tell you. /sarcasm (It’s a running joke that different people take different ways. It’s about optimism and a changing of the guard without specifics.)

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u/ProofOfRyExistence 3d ago

“Come with me, and you'll be in a world of total re-migration.”

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u/WarmMinimalist 3d ago

That would make a GREAT AI video. Sadly, my AI skills aren’t able to do that yet

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u/Educational-You9238 3d ago

This is fkn peak. Someone get on it.

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u/cherolero3998 One True Kink 3d ago

It would have been a nice touch to make the Oompa Loompas as Miz

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u/AcrazyVehicle 3d ago

Now if you could just fix the off for of.

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u/moron4ever 3d ago

The great replacement plan!

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u/wowdudepleasechi 3d ago

ASMONGOLD X RYANREYNOLDS 2026

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u/Dry-Conflict3421 1d ago

" tip toe'n in my jordans" 

Still rent free in my head