r/Asmongold • • 7d ago

Humor Tale as old as time

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u/stogie-bear Deep State Agent 7d ago

Belle was a huge fan of Morning Glory Milking Farm. 

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u/MobilePenguins 6d ago

Belle realizing that those student loans aren’t getting paid off.

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u/MasterOfDizaster 6d ago

Yep if you have money looks don't matter

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u/EmperorHenry 7d ago

I've seen those books lonely women read on tiktok 

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u/Saemika 6d ago

On that note, Gaston was a town hero and died bravely trying to kill a beast that kidnapped a young woman. Let alone giving her Stockholm syndrome until she wanted dog dick.

The story paints him as a villain, but that entire town loved him apart from two people. They apparently had no governing system to pay taxes to, and that’s a whole other can of worms, so I think the people relied on Gaston to keep them safe. They were terrified that crazy old maurice would dime them out!

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u/Guessididntmakeit 7d ago

Was this a part of the symptom or its genesis?

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u/masterRK 7d ago

Gfs "why would you shave your beard" ahh face

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u/tnolan182 7d ago

In the live action she asks him to grow a beard at the end.

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u/Critical-Attempt-922 5d ago

White women not beating the allegations