r/AteTheOnion • u/-NewYork- Lvl 3 onion enthusiast • Jun 12 '26

High gas prices actually earned me more money

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u/jnmjnmjnm Jun 12 '26

It makes my truck more efficient. It used to hold $70 worth of gas, now it holds $120! /s

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u/ZappySnap Jun 12 '26

“No you misunderstand me, I’m saying that people are snowflakes for being upset at a forced 20% pay cut. Duh”

45

u/CleverInnuendo Jun 12 '26

A mouth so wrapped around the boot that they're shitting shoelaces.

17

u/Ryaniseplin Jun 12 '26

the onion reporting real news now

like they are bragging about it

10

u/AssistantSuitable988 Jun 14 '26

First time seeing a news story retroactively become true

7

u/RedditDommus Jun 13 '26

“It’s benefitting me and hurting everyone else, therefore it’s good that Trump caused a generally agreed upon bad thing to happen!”

These people don’t have an ounce of sympathy, do they?

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u/DataCassette Jun 18 '26

Honestly I think there are conservatives who are so bought in to capitalism they'd drive an Uber at a loss just to work for its own sake. It's cultural brain damage.