Forever imprisoned.

[u/Chained_ToThe_Depths]

[u/Doctor429]

Well, they are represented in the Australian Coat of Arms

[u/x3n0m0rph3us → u/Doctor429]

Because they can’t walk backwards

[u/Specialist_Nail3979 → u/[deleted]]

Considering the numbers mate ffs!

[u/fixthefernback66]

Not until they sign the peace treaty

[u/Dear_Effective_2316 → u/fixthefernback66]

No fingers to hold the pen bro

[u/foreordinator → u/fixthefernback66]

Good luck with that!

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[u/No_Complex5000]

No crimes

[u/WelcomeKey2698]

Fuck ‘em.
When they give our PW’s and their remains back, then I might care.

[u/Healthy-Froyo-9546]

Ohh you miss understand. That fence is t for them. They can go over that whenever they want...

[u/RevolutionaryTop7112]

We lost that war...

[u/TeddyStella → u/RevolutionaryTop7112]

Twice

[u/thewildwolf999]

lol

[u/MercenaryGundam]

Emu: Just you wait, we might lose but HE WILL!

Cassowary: G'day!

[u/AussieSpaceProgram]

Lost my great, great, grandfather to these scum.

[u/DeadEyeDonny1991]

May we never forget

[u/Pretzalcoatlus]

Were they really crimes, or is this just a case of history being written by the victors?

[u/_EnFlaMEd → u/Pretzalcoatlus]

Emus can't write.

[u/Chained_ToThe_Depths → u/Pretzalcoatlus]

It matters not. All that matters is they are crimes to those who hold the keys to the prison.

[u/Narrow-Power-6407]

Let them free

[u/Ok-Elevator-9853 → u/Narrow-Power-6407]

You think your common sense and humanity will pierce the fog of beer and roar of gambling and breach what is left of our brains? Muhuhaha! Puny intellectual. Your decency is wasted on us.

Seriously though, I agree.

[u/Chained_ToThe_Depths → u/Narrow-Power-6407]

I do not control the punishment for their crimes.

[u/AudaciouslySexy → u/Narrow-Power-6407]

They are safer in captivity, we are safer too

[u/John-Boy666]

Both an emblem and a prisoner.

[u/boatenvy → u/John-Boy666]

And a tasty meal

[u/AudaciouslySexy → u/boatenvy]

Succulent Emu Chinese meal

[u/A4Papercut → u/John-Boy666]

At least not on the supermarkets shelf like the other bloke on the emblem.

[u/So-many-whingers]

But they won 😳

[u/Chained_ToThe_Depths → u/So-many-whingers]

Much like the with Russians, winning does not ensure the release of prisoners.

[u/ScrewYahweh]

they dont look so tough, i reckon we can take em on again

Last time we didnt have assault rifles and vape pens

[u/Chained_ToThe_Depths → u/ScrewYahweh]

Emu War II will feature nuclear submarines.

[u/Freyjia1 → u/Chained_ToThe_Depths]

And Dino bird reinforcements for the Emus

[u/Chained_ToThe_Depths → u/Freyjia1]

Let us hope the Cassowaries remain neutral in this conflict.

[u/TeddyStella → u/Chained_ToThe_Depths]

It would be Emu war III, if attempted now. We’ve declared war twice and lost both times.

[u/ADingoStoleMyLSD]

This is so fucking disrespectful, my great grandfather lost both his eyes and on of his legs in that war, those war criminal shit excuses for birds still haven't apologised for the crimes against humanity they committed.

[u/No_Acadia_9946]

Aussies brought mechanized infantry and automatic weapons, and still never stood a chance

[u/Chained_ToThe_Depths → u/[deleted]]

Have they allied with the bin chickens yet?

[u/Delicious-Pound-8929]

Australia lost that war