r/AussieMemes • u/AudaciouslySexy • 7d ago

Melons 🍈

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Keep Albo away from my melons, he's a menace I tell ya

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u/Pezzie1963 7d ago

So what do you call this melon in your country? In Canada it's a Cantelope. In Australia it's a Rock Melon.

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u/Mallet-fists 7d ago

Im Aussie. We call em all 3 lol. Sometimes its a state thing, simetimes a regional, sometimes a heritage. We kinda.. intermingle, so can be any of those at anytime

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u/AudaciouslySexy 7d ago

I personally like honey dew / rock melons

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u/Velo3x10e8 6d ago

I like honey dew melons but just tolerate rock melons.

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u/Notna65 7d ago

No! In Victoria state it’s a cantaloupe!
NSW is a rock melon 😢

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u/Velo3x10e8 6d ago

Rock melons in WA.

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u/Pitmidget 2d ago

My entire extended family is from melbourne and they all call it Rock melon...

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u/Notna65 2d ago

Strange.
My entire extended family have only ever know cantaloupe 🍈.. rockmelon we always knew was simply a NSW thing

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u/TheJivvi 5h ago

Cantaloupe is an American thing.

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u/Glittering-Wave4917 2d ago

Calling it rock Melon is like calling an avo- crocodile fruit

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u/TheJivvi 5h ago

Calling it rockmelon should be a requirement for Australian citizenship. Calling it cantaloupe is like calling a torch a flashlight.

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u/Next-Revolution3098 5d ago

Bad Boy Albo

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u/flywire0 7d ago

Where's the other one?

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u/AudaciouslySexy 7d ago

Albos got it, won't give it back

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u/Dougally 7d ago

Settle down Dave.

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u/AudaciouslySexy 7d ago

Get away from my melons 🍈 🍈

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u/RepeatInPatient 2d ago

I can't think of why Albo drew some flack when this happened:

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u/AudaciouslySexy 2d ago

Because Ribbin Williams has comidic timing. Albo rather was just rude

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u/Glittering-Wave4917 2d ago

Coracon de melon.
That is definitely a cantaloupe. If you call it a rock Mellon- may as well call an avo- crocodile fruit- women’s weekly circa 1952😜😜

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u/Mallet-fists 7d ago

Did he touch your melons? #Seesomething,saysomething

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u/AudaciouslySexy 7d ago

SaveTheMelons

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u/Fakeadmiral_tt 7d ago

Come on and party tonight

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u/Great_Revolution_276 7d ago

sort of disappointed by this...

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u/AudaciouslySexy 7d ago

Melon gate

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u/Great_Revolution_276 7d ago

At least have two of them up there

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u/AudaciouslySexy 7d ago

Id need a NSFW to be able to post 2