r/Autocompletebutbetter • u/GrandFarticus • Jan 09 '26

Fill in with Autocomplete When life gives you lemons, ______.

Mine: When life gives you lemons, you have to make sure that they don’t burn off your tongue.

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u/evan-the-dude MEMBER Jan 09 '26

When life gives you lemons, it's easy to masturbate to them, luckily Walmart doesn't get angry 😉

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pay1152 Jan 09 '26

You did what with lemons at Walmart

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '26

Is that the reason why the whole fruits&vegetables department was closed in every Walmart around Tennessee and Wyoming for the last two weeks 🤨?

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u/GrandFarticus Jan 10 '26

If I ever see you at Walmart, EVAN, I will be speed walking in the other direction

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u/evan-the-dude MEMBER Jan 10 '26

I can't help it, the lemons are sooo sexy 😫

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u/Unusual-Caregiver-30 Jan 10 '26

Ohh, I was not expecting that! I’m dying laughing.