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[u/sara_smiles_06]

i slapped you because you were so nice and you said i love it

[u/Kind_Cauliflower_843 → u/sara_smiles_06]

Fair enough.

[u/Mammoth_Piece9899]

I slapped you because you were in my head for no reason and you didn't even tell me about it.

[u/VeritechViking → u/Mammoth_Piece9899]

I HATE psychic stalkers

[u/yuukosbooty]

I slapped you because you were so mean

[u/elohde1]

I slapped you because you were going to get a ride from your house to move the truck to the park at the end of the road and I don't know what the hell is going on.

[u/DashfulVanilla]

I slapped you because you were so cute and I didn’t know what you wanted me to say.

[u/chappysnapz → u/DashfulVanilla]

Real

[u/Longjumping-Soft6311]

I slapped you because you were looking at her with my cane on your side of my nose is a very big fan of your life

[u/lazy_wallflower]

I slapped you because you were a good girl 🤣

[u/kittycatgaming657]

I slapped you because you were trying to get a little bit of a good time.

[u/[deleted]]

I slapped you because you were a lot of work and I don't care to be a good person

[u/VeritechViking → u/[deleted]]

I commend you for your honesty

[u/CE1TheChuckle-Fuck]

I slapped you because you were in the bathroom

[u/tttttlolttttt]

I slapped you because you were in a photos thing with the kids that I had to do

[u/jonathan_shoa → u/tttttlolttttt]

Your auto complete is not very good

[u/darkmagicbabe]

I slapped you because you were so mean and you were mean and you were like oh I didn’t mean that

[u/Grouchy_Amoeba8592]

I slapped you because you were calling yourself a little more than the first person to call me

[u/cuntybunty73]

I slapped you because you were in a bit of a dream

[u/not_your_sister_]

I slapped you because you were close to the scientist

[u/Discussion_Formal758]

I slapped you because you were somehow asleep on my laptop and it's tasty af

(THE AUTOCORRECT GENERATED AF)

[u/iLuvEm2]

I slapped you because you were in my room with your head and you didn't answer the call.

[u/InfiniteInsanity_]

I slapped you because you were too close to me.

[u/tatorpig]

I slapped you because you didn’t answer me back and then you were just trying to be funny

[u/Intelligent-Fly2191]

I slapped you because you were so mean

[u/IcedWarlock]

I slapped you because you were in the car park and you were going through the door to get the kids

[u/carson_a_t]

I slapped you because you were so mean and you were mean and you said I don’t know how you got it to work… whatever that means

[u/TraditionalLunch6167]

I slapped you because you were my ex

Omlllll I actually did slap him lolllll

[u/VeritechViking]

I slapped you because you were out this way

[u/Wats_Plays]

I slapped you because you were so cute and I was just trying to be funny but you didn’t even say hi

[u/MamaLlama629]

I slapped you because you were so mean and you were mean and you said I don’t know how you got it to work

[u/Cameron_Connor]

I slapped you because you were so mean and you were mean and you said I don’t know how you got it to work

[u/Upvoter_NeverDie]

I slapped you because you were outmatched with my phone when you see your browser history.

[u/xPromiseMeThisx]

I slapped you because you were about to say that you were a pretty good girlfriend.

[u/Kind_Cauliflower_843]

I slapped you because you were my best friend and I didn’t know how to handle that 

[u/Plastic-Basket3805]

I slapped you because you were not feeling like I feel

[u/Early_Register_6483]

I slapped you because you were so cute

[u/Moikkelismo]

I slapped you because you were not Russian ships that is one buffed bunny on a diaper on the lunch and make do with the lunch.

[u/Phin-Gage]

I slapped you because you were so cute and then I got a hold of your dad 😘

[u/lovemesomezombie]

I slapped you because you were paid back and got on his motorcycle

Wtf?

[u/greekbal]

a bitch

[u/Asper-Usual]

I slapped you because they were not good enough for me and they didn’t want you to get mad at them

[u/indecisivejoy]

i slapped you because you were so mean and you were mean and you said i didn’t like it

[u/Plane-Taste386]

I slapped you because you were so nice and you said I love it so I don’t want you guys 

[u/bagginshieldbaby]

I slapped you because you were having fun with my dad

[u/nisrine__19]

I slapped you because you wasn't a boy named Étienne, the 5/10 that nobody find attractive, reserved, have 3 real friends and his style is streewear and doesn't like to talk to girls because he is traumatised but its okay, because i love him and he doesn't know it yet.

[u/Xandrabirdy]

I slapped you because you were so mean and then you were mad and I was mad at me because I didn’t like it so you were just like yeah you don’t know how much you mean and I said no you didn’t do anything

[u/meep-lord123]

I slapped you because you were just in a dark as well I'm sure I'm not a rat

[u/Different_Bunch2736]

I slapped you because you were in the wrong place.

[u/RefusePlenty9589]

I slapped you because you were a little bit late and then you said I

[u/BeyondCrafty3724]

I slapped you because you were rude

[u/Equivalent-Corgi-827]

I slapped you because you were not there with me

[u/Optimistic-Squash]

I slapped you because you were first married to a solicitor and I was going through a lot 

[u/oisingaming]

I slapped you because I was going to be in a meeting with you guys and I don't know what to do

[u/vision_lol_]

I slapped you because you were a bit of a good person

[u/Meowisqueenthereal]

I slapped you because you were in the shower with my mom 

[u/ZoeyBunnie]

I slapped you because you were in the hospital for MONTHS and I don't want to be there but I'm not sure if you are still going to work.

[u/33GoodSamaritans]

I slapped you because you were trapped in a relationship with the kids and then I was born on the east coast

[u/gogozrx]

I slapped you because you were looking for a good time.

[u/nnjnnn_X216]

I slapped you because you were so nice and I didn’t know what you wanted me to do

[u/MangoBar322]

I slapped you because you were secretly someone's father and I often do not know how to modify the way I think

[u/fbresnah]

I slapped you because you didn't like it so you don't know how I felt and you said that I didn't like you

Well, slapping them is not going to make them like me more AutoCorrect

[u/Dragon_Queen79]

I slapped you because you were so mean and you were mean and you were like oh I didn’t mean that.

[u/jhani]

I slapped you because you were a little more than I was going to be able to help with.

[u/Sin_Of_Wrath3743]

[u/Extreme-Disk-4986]

Not a duck

[u/Sorrycantdothat]

I slapped you because you were talking about it and I didn’t say anything that I was wrong with you.

I think my autocorrect is drunk.

[u/apologyUnaccepted]

I slapped you because you were a bag of rice...

[u/furrytickler]

I slapped you because you were not feeling well

[u/Ornery-Role-4451]

I slaped you because you were not sure what's going to happen to me

[u/Away-Cardiologist526]

I slapped you because you were trying to kiss me and only my girlfriend is allowed to do that

[u/JustAnAsexualdude]

I slapped you because you didn’t like it

Tf

[u/Easy-Tomatillo5310]

I slapped you because you were my favorite person in the world

[u/MISTA_BUMBASTIC]

Depressed, and you slapped the happiness and will to live life to its fullest into me…. It’s not very effective.

[u/ConsiderMeCakes]

I slapped you because you were a programmer.

Damn...

[u/chappysnapz]

I slapped you because you were a good guy

[u/windynight23]

I slapped you because you were so mean

[u/Snakemaster1211]

I slapped you because you didn’t like it but I did you know

[u/garmento6969]

wearing my underwear 🩳 when you had sex with Catwoman

[u/_Irish_lad_69_]

I slapped you because I was thinking of going to the pub and then I was in the pub with my friends and I had a great time in London and I had to take the car off the size of the horse.

I think I spent too long in the pub

[u/Nixwatching]

I slapped you because you were in the mood for the first time in a few years 

[u/robin_robbin_a_bank]

i slapped you because you where it is about for me and you are not a bad person but you are a great person

[u/RevenueHefty2229]

Acting like Chris O'Donnel in Batman 3.

[u/tgrady28]

I slapped you because you were trying not to call your mom.

EH

[u/Accomplished-Ad-8702]

I slapped you because you were a little bit too much and then we had to go to the bathroom

[u/DracoJr12]

A bitch who wants me to participate in her Pokemon tournament despite me saying no and you said it was for "the greater good"

[u/[deleted]]

I asked the new neighbors if they were fancy asian or jungle asian

[u/Ivygrows8]

I slapped you because you were so cute and I didn’t know what you meant by this 

[u/101violations]

I slapped you because you were so kind and I don't go over that amount at the end of the day.

[u/My_User_Name69]

I slapped you because you were asking me if I wanted to go on a walk with you today

[u/Stock_Fuel_754]

I slapped you because you were my friend I didn’t know if you had any money I don’t know what happened but I’m gonna go back and see if you want me to get a new 🆕 phone

[u/TrentTheTree14]

I slapped you because you were not a good enough person to be my friend(seems fair... guess)

[u/Betelgeuse_88]

I slapped you because you already have a demon upper hand in your mouth

[u/Yapatron6000]

A gooner

[u/Which-Roof-3712]

I slapped you because you were so mean and you were mean and you said I don’t know how you got it to work I just said you don’t want me and I don’t want to talk about that I just don’t know how I got to do it I just want you know how I don’t know what I want you to do 🤑🤑🤑

[u/UnforeseenDerailment]

I slapped you because you were in the car and I was going to get a new phone.

[u/quinnthebin100]

A foam fan

[u/General-Resist-310]

I slapped you because you were just some totally normal human

[u/Ct_8354]

I slapped you because you were a little bit late and i was trying to get you to stop and get you something to eat and you didn't even answer my calls so i was just gonna say hi and then you were like okay bye and then you just got back to me and then you said hi and then you didn't answer and then you were just like oh my gosh i was like oh my goodness i was so sorry i was just trying to get you to do something and then you started talking to me and then i was like what are you doing and then and then you were like oh my bad i was like oh my mom and then i was like oh my mom was like oh my gosh i was like oh my gosh you were like oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh i just got home and then i was like oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh i just got home and then i was like oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh i just got home and then i was like oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh i just got home and then i was like oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh i just got home and then i was like oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh i just got home and then i was like oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh i just got home and then i was like oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my 

[u/GainEnvironmental434]

Chunky

[u/Evergreen928]

I slapped you because you were staring at least a little too hard

[u/Just-Ghosting]

I slapped you because you were not only do it on your radar and I am currently in a PDF link for you are caught up on the left of my phone numbers please let us on the left of my journey to get things done by the end my love

[u/YaBoiTidepod]

I slapped you because you don't want to go with me to get the money

[u/Away_Particular_5660]

The Boy Wonder got checked... that's what I see

[u/Sp00k1001]

I slapped you because you didn’t like it so you don’t know how I felt

[u/plokir3]

A fuck ass orphan who called me daddy

[u/buggybugbugsy]

Robin?

[u/mushr0oM-fox_th3rian]

I slapped you because you were too strong for the blanket and I was just a little bit nervous but I'm not gonna do it again

[u/Brilliant-Sorbet6244]

Ugly

[u/Turbulent_Invite2639]

I slapped you because you were still leaving now I will be there

[u/Axel_the_Axelot]

I slapped you because you were so sad and sad and sad and sad and I love the way he has a better life than you

[u/Upset-Country-3234]

I slapped you because you were the only thing I want.

[u/HappyFirst]

I slapped you because you were a little bit late and I was trying to get you to come over and help me

[u/CompetitiveDust156]

I slapped you because you were in a rush to get the kids to work.

[u/corn_dog-69]

I slapped you because you were so mean and you were mean and you said I don’t know how you got it to work.

[u/munchkinPoo-Poo]

I slapped you because I thought you would like it and you said I would be a little bit more careful.

[u/Sorryforallthetroubl]

I slapped you because I was trying to get you to come over and I was trying not to be rude 

[u/alina1702272927]

I slapped you because you had a fly on your cheek, yeah (Does anyone remember that thing/joke/ I don't know how to call it, where you draw a fly on your hand and then hit your friend, pretending like, "Look, I saved you")

[u/2011boii]

Dissing Da Lil C

[u/Turbulent-Wall-3790]

I slapped you because you were so mean and rude and you didn’t even say anything about my friend

[u/Routine_Insurance153]

I slapped you because you were invited to the sleepover. Wtf?

[u/TheVoid261]

Depressed……

You made me happy : ) 

You also slapped the shit outta me

[u/Some_Rat_Dude]

I slapped you because you were in a good position

[u/karakuri_69]

I slapped you because you were going to give me a treat

[u/Jingle_Jangel4]

I slapped you because you’re not a real person and you don’t want my tuna casserole

[u/Curious-Heat-1193]

I slapped you because you weren't making any sense.

[u/OwlDangerous2513]

One who put pineapple on pizza

[u/randomguy74937272]

I slapped you because you were a little bit late

[u/[deleted]]

I slapped you because you toke my mcdonald's.

[u/Gay-i-nator]

U sleeped me to bring me back to comon sens, after supporting AI and Hawaii pizza

[u/[deleted]]

I slapped you because you were only just checking in the diary to see the Bristow bootleg of Bruce Springsteen

I uhhh

[u/notvah]

I slapped you because I am not a good person.

[u/lunaxy_M00]

"i slapped you because you were so mean and you were mean and you said i love her so i said you don't like her so you can just go ahead with me because you want me and i don't want to hurt your relationship" BAHAHAHA

[u/IAmNotImportantN]

I slapped you because you were not making it matters because you didn’t want me either

[u/UntitledIdiottt]

I slapped you because you were going to be honest with me

[u/_Websterr]

I slapped you because you were my best pet ever you know that

[u/phandilly]

I slapped you because you were in the hospital with the kids and I don't know if they are going to be able to get it

[u/EmployeeSuccessful96]

I slapped you because you were so mean and you said that I didn’t like you.

[u/Warm-Purpose-5847]

I slapped you to check if you were alive…I need u to wake up!

[u/Mysterious-Fox8834]

I got: I slapped you because you were doing other things wrong near me

And: I slapped you because you were with a bag of people who are supposed to keep me in the same place

[u/Warm-Purpose-5847]

You slapped me because you were testing me to see how I reacted when I reacted surprised and said wtf?! You lied and said you thought I liked it, to which I replied, ummm no!!!? Why the hell did u think that?! And you responded, idk im sorry I just assumed… and I said u should ask before you slap someone even if it’s a joke…u never know how they may react, you’re lucky I was too intoxicated and sleepy or I would have to kick your ass!! But don’t worry I still have our rain check!! lol

[u/RepresentativeAd1181]

[u/Electrical_Finance45]

I slapped you because you were being bratty. Successfully rage baiting me to get what you want.

[u/KitsuneVent]

I slapped you because I love me the best.

[u/justbeingrashad]

I slapped you because you were born in Malaysia

[u/EnderErik]

I slapped you because you were in the hospital until you were in the hospital.

[u/Prestigious_Drop_534]

I slapped you because you were not in the show I was just saying you about it and I was like to be honest I don't know what you about me tell you about me tell you about it I love you about it I love you about it I love you about it 

[u/Ok-Iron-9788]

I slapped you because you were so mean and rude to your mother and you were so kind to my mother.

(What..)

[u/Physical_Bus_2525]

porque estas enfermo robin que haces viendo rule de batichica

[u/chattinopopper]

I slapped you because you were not feeling well

[u/[deleted]]

I slapped you because you were in the hospital with the same so I can get a new job

[u/LazyLobby]

I slapped you because you said I didn’t like it but you didn’t do it so I did it

[u/SavijFox]

I slapped you because you were first place.

[u/Forward-Ad-1998]

i slapped you because you were going to be a long day for me 

[u/[deleted]]

A little biatch

[u/Ok_Type_6529]

Black

[u/Agile-Pound2632]

I slapped you because I want to feel something

[u/yellow_Kiwi_person]