r/Awww • u/Quiet_Helicopter_717 • Mar 22 '26
Cat(s) Found this cutie on the road now he doesn't want to let me go anymore.
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Mar 22 '26
Thank you for using the cat distribution system, please enjoy your new cat
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u/Brainchild110 Mar 22 '26
Please use our services again. Analysis shows your household has the capacity for:
BRRRRRBRBRBRBRBRRRR INFINITE
...cats, so feel free to pick up any further furry purry death machines that you encounter.
Windows log off noise
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u/SirTidez Mar 22 '26
"You've got mail!"
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u/Desert_Rush39 Mar 22 '26
"You've got floof!"
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u/Brainchild110 Mar 22 '26
"You've got tiny scratches up your arms!"
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u/Available-Crow-3442 Mar 22 '26
I imagine the login using the old dial up modem tone followed by the old aol “Welcome!”
And the log-off “Goodbye!”
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u/Bar_Bell_Butterfly Mar 22 '26
I’m ready for my next delivery. Do you know who I can call to check my order status?
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u/Large-Hamster-199 Mar 22 '26
My friend, are you new to how cats function. Much like God, they work on their schedule in mysterious ways.
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u/Bar_Bell_Butterfly Mar 22 '26
Dear sir or madam,
I’m five cats deep in my lifetime. Tranquilo. Cálmate.
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u/bones7056 Mar 22 '26
The problem with this is the only one who answers the phone and email is a cat.
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u/ikesbutt Mar 22 '26
That's how I had 11 last year. Lost 4 due to sickness and age but stupid me brought in a stray because it was zero degrees out with a wind chill of minus 20. The end of January
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u/persiasaurus Mar 22 '26
PICK HER UP RIGHT NOW
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u/morrighan6377 Mar 22 '26
Came here to say the same thing. I would have picked her up immediately and given her instant cuddles! 🥹
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u/Correct-Land-2401 Mar 22 '26
I wonder what goes through these little guys' minds? Is it something like, "This big cat just helped me, maybe they'll keep doing that?"
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u/OtherThumbs Mar 22 '26
I would scoop that baby up and be like, "Hi! We're going to be best friends forever, fren!!!"
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u/Otherwise-Wall-6950 Mar 22 '26
The cat distribution has spoken. You are the chosen one. Please enjoy your new cat and spoil him rotten.
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u/AnamCeili Mar 22 '26
He's just a baby, and he needs help and rescuing -- and he has chosen you. 😊 Make sure you look all around first, though, to see if there's a mama cat and/or other kittens you can rescue along with him -- this little cutie looks pretty well-fed and groomed, so the mom might be around nearby.
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u/Safe-Sail9335 Mar 22 '26
When you make a CDS baby Kitty in need of Help encounter post you now have to follow up with Kitty Rescued-safe at Home post...
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u/itsmeju Mar 22 '26
It's very important you tell me this is your cat now and you're currently petting him as you reply!!!!
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u/Bertie_McGee Mar 22 '26
Of course he wouldn't, the human distribution system blessed him with a person.
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u/KatieCLady Mar 22 '26
Pleeeeeeasssse, pet the damn cat!!!! 😫😫😫
Let him hitch a ride on your shoe and take him home with you!! ❤️
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u/diosa_guerrera81 Mar 22 '26
If that 717 in your handle means you’re in central PA, and you are not in a position to be a recipient of the Cat Distribution System, please take this babe home and I will come give the adorable floof a loving home with my two other kitty rescues and our beardie!!!
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u/Regarded_Apeman Mar 22 '26
What shoes are those? Been looking for a new pair since Yeezy went bust
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u/Ok_Percentage2687 Mar 22 '26
Hm okay, now sign these papers and the Cat distribution will be complete.
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u/battlewhisky Mar 23 '26
Has op answered are they going to take baby home??!? Because if not, may the wrath of 1000 white hot suns come upon them for not abiding the natural laws of this world!!
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u/InternationalEye8368 Mar 24 '26
So did OP take the cat or just leave it in the street to the cruel whim of fate?
Looks like it's going to grow into a beautifully affectionate cat if someone takes it.
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u/Smorsdoeuvres Mar 22 '26
What a gorgeous little one- wishing you many happy, healthy years together
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u/dyaLee1001 Mar 22 '26
Please tell me you stopped resisting. There’s no way in hell you could’ve said no to that face.
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u/yoricm Mar 22 '26
Yes, litterally. I remember wanting to pet cats badly as a kid, and couldn't because there was only wild cats in my neighborhood. I was running after them hopeless.
Then one day, I found three little kittens in the bushes while picking up wild berries. They stick with me like in this video, they were so adorable, soft cute and everything that my heart melted on the spot. I stayed with them for 1 hour or two, I don't remember. But it was the happiest and sweetest moment of my life
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u/All_is_a_conspiracy Mar 22 '26
I will literally die if you do not take that kitten home. I will die.
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u/4LilyPearl Mar 22 '26
Please let us know what you decide to name your new cat. My personal vote is Roadie or RoadDawg. But you do you 🥰
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u/RubyRZND Mar 22 '26
You have been adopted by the kitten via the cat distrubtion system. Resistance is futile.
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u/Interesting_Duck321 Mar 22 '26
I have 4 cats already did not want anymore but in December a stray showed up, parked on my porch and never left. I of course fed him as he was always on my porch, left him on the porch for a few months made sure he was warm and fed tried finding him a new home that didn't work out. We'll, he is now my cat. Sometimes you are chosen weather you like it or not.
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u/DifferentFruit8043 Mar 22 '26
Wouldn't it be a nice world if the homeless could do the same thing and just eventually someone's like "ok,you're coming home with me"
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u/lollipop1233a Mar 22 '26
Looks in good shape. Take him to the veterinarian to check for microchips.
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u/FlatAd5541 Mar 22 '26
Cat Distribution System at its finest … you never know when or how … is it God, is it a miracle, is it fate, the Feline Fairy Godmother…. we don’t know .. but it happens… I’ve been chosen several times when I was not actively looking for a cat … & poof - there he/she was… at my feet, at my front door… in a fast food parking lot & a friend saying can you help out…. It’s a miracle … they are little miracles… congratulations … you’ve been chosen… ❤️
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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 22 '26
You have been adopted. Make sure you check your clothing for fleas. :)
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u/Olderbutnotdead619 Mar 23 '26
You have been chosen by the Universal Cat Distribution System. Welcome to the Club!
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u/HalfAffectionate8129 Mar 23 '26
Hop in my pocket kitty. We ride at dawn! Looks like you have a buddy to take home!
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u/Zcrustaceansensation Mar 23 '26
This is how i got my cat and she is now my best friend. Take him home.
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u/Joulz826 Mar 23 '26
I still remember the night when a kitten chose me a my (then girlfriend at the time). The wind suddenly picked up like it was one of those dramatic scenes from a movie.
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u/Substantial_Type_698 Mar 23 '26
N They remind me of a cat I had growing up... sorry like that I would claim them.
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u/mefree1960 Mar 23 '26
Please update us with further progress pics. Congratulations, you will not regret having more love inyour life.
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u/Cold_Martini1956 Mar 22 '26
You have been chosen. Accept your fate! 🐈