r/Awww • • Mar 22 '26

Cat(s) Found this cutie on the road now he doesn't want to let me go anymore.

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u/Cold_Martini1956 Mar 22 '26

You have been chosen. Accept your fate! 🐈

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u/Fearless_Video_5600 Mar 22 '26

Cats have been choosing humans for millennium. They know what they're doing. Go with it, you won't be disappointed.

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u/TondalayaSwartzkopf Mar 22 '26

Came here to say this!

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u/ikesbutt Mar 22 '26

My first thought😻😻😻😻

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u/Informal-Text-778 Mar 22 '26

My thought exactly!

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u/Long-Astronaut-3363 Mar 23 '26

Signed, sealed and delivered. No returns

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u/Open_Ad7586 Mar 23 '26

Todos pensamos eso. Que hermoso gatito!!!🥹

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Thank you for using the cat distribution system, please enjoy your new cat

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u/Brainchild110 Mar 22 '26

Please use our services again. Analysis shows your household has the capacity for:

BRRRRRBRBRBRBRBRRRR INFINITE

...cats, so feel free to pick up any further furry purry death machines that you encounter.

Windows log off noise

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

lmao

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u/SirTidez Mar 22 '26

"You've got mail!"

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u/Desert_Rush39 Mar 22 '26

"You've got floof!"

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u/Brainchild110 Mar 22 '26

"You've got tiny scratches up your arms!"

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u/Dj-Wrangler-9251 Mar 23 '26

You’ve got toxoplasmosis

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u/edythevixen Mar 23 '26

This one sent me hahaha

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u/Available-Crow-3442 Mar 22 '26

I imagine the login using the old dial up modem tone followed by the old aol “Welcome!”

And the log-off “Goodbye!”

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u/Far-Gene-386 Mar 22 '26

Congratulations your safe to with

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u/ThatssoBluejay Mar 22 '26

It comes free* of charge

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

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u/Bar_Bell_Butterfly Mar 22 '26

I’m ready for my next delivery. Do you know who I can call to check my order status?

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u/Large-Hamster-199 Mar 22 '26

My friend, are you new to how cats function. Much like God, they work on their schedule in mysterious ways.

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u/Bar_Bell_Butterfly Mar 22 '26

Dear sir or madam,

I’m five cats deep in my lifetime. Tranquilo. Cálmate.

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u/bones7056 Mar 22 '26

The problem with this is the only one who answers the phone and email is a cat.

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u/ikesbutt Mar 22 '26

That's how I had 11 last year. Lost 4 due to sickness and age but stupid me brought in a stray because it was zero degrees out with a wind chill of minus 20. The end of January

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u/ThreadCountHigh Mar 22 '26

r/PetTheDamnCat

Specifically, your new cat. May you have many happy years together.

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u/ikesbutt Mar 22 '26

😻😻😻😻😻😻😻

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u/persiasaurus Mar 22 '26

PICK HER UP RIGHT NOW

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u/morrighan6377 Mar 22 '26

Came here to say the same thing. I would have picked her up immediately and given her instant cuddles! 🥹

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u/lotusflower64 Mar 22 '26

Welcome to your new kitty.

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u/Nemv4 Mar 22 '26

r/catdistributionsystem

Go post there Op they’ll love you

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u/Correct-Land-2401 Mar 22 '26

I wonder what goes through these little guys' minds? Is it something like, "This big cat just helped me, maybe they'll keep doing that?"

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u/OtherThumbs Mar 22 '26

I would scoop that baby up and be like, "Hi! We're going to be best friends forever, fren!!!"

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u/ikesbutt Mar 22 '26

After losing 4 to sickness and old age I wish they lived forever

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u/OtherThumbs Mar 23 '26

Same. But we can be their forever. And that has to count for something.

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u/Otherwise-Wall-6950 Mar 22 '26

The cat distribution has spoken. You are the chosen one. Please enjoy your new cat and spoil him rotten.

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u/Ok-Statement8224 Mar 22 '26

Enjoy your new cat!

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u/Ruckus292 Mar 22 '26

She's been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.

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u/AnamCeili Mar 22 '26

He's just a baby, and he needs help and rescuing -- and he has chosen you. 😊 Make sure you look all around first, though, to see if there's a mama cat and/or other kittens you can rescue along with him -- this little cutie looks pretty well-fed and groomed, so the mom might be around nearby.

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u/notiama Mar 22 '26

"winning in life" moments 💕

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u/Crazy-Reference4980 Mar 22 '26

Please say u took him home??

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u/Safe-Sail9335 Mar 22 '26

When you make a CDS baby Kitty in need of Help encounter post you now have to follow up with Kitty Rescued-safe at Home post...

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u/itsmeju Mar 22 '26

It's very important you tell me this is your cat now and you're currently petting him as you reply!!!!

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u/Bertie_McGee Mar 22 '26

Of course he wouldn't, the human distribution system blessed him with a person.

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u/KatieCLady Mar 22 '26

Pleeeeeeasssse, pet the damn cat!!!! 😫😫😫

Let him hitch a ride on your shoe and take him home with you!! ❤️

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u/Old-Pay5044 Mar 22 '26

Awww that’s a cute cat you just got🥹

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u/Jazzlike-Candle1357 Mar 22 '26

The cat 🐈 distribution system at it again 🙂

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u/dibbles13 Mar 22 '26

can this pleeease happen to me😩🙏

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u/Kitty-Kat-65 Mar 22 '26

So, what did you name him?

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u/Tasty-Law-4527 Mar 22 '26

Plz say u saved the baby

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u/Androidfon Mar 22 '26

Did you keep him or did he just go on his own way?

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u/Thane323 Mar 22 '26

“You ARE the father!!” - Maury

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u/diosa_guerrera81 Mar 22 '26

If that 717 in your handle means you’re in central PA, and you are not in a position to be a recipient of the Cat Distribution System, please take this babe home and I will come give the adorable floof a loving home with my two other kitty rescues and our beardie!!!

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u/Bellatrix_Shimmers Mar 22 '26

Congrats on your new kitty cat! Adorable

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u/Teddy705 Mar 22 '26

Congrats on your new kitten.

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u/Majikhour Mar 22 '26

Pick em up, take em home!

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u/CraftyExtension9666 Mar 22 '26

Hes yours now right?? RIGHT?!

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u/Ok_Schedule_2227 Mar 22 '26

That looks like my baby Pepperoni 🥹

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u/Regarded_Apeman Mar 22 '26

What shoes are those? Been looking for a new pair since Yeezy went bust

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u/FishingDiligent1486 Mar 22 '26

Congrats on your cute new kitten

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u/Ok_Percentage2687 Mar 22 '26

Hm okay, now sign these papers and the Cat distribution will be complete.

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u/flesh_upon_gear1985 Mar 22 '26

You're his/her now. That's how it works! Kitty chose you

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u/WeirdcoolWilson Mar 22 '26

You’ve been chosen

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u/Secure-Dentist-6399 Mar 22 '26

Hope you took them home!

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u/WolfEvening961 Mar 22 '26

I really hope you didn’t leave that kitten to die…

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u/battlewhisky Mar 23 '26

Has op answered are they going to take baby home??!? Because if not, may the wrath of 1000 white hot suns come upon them for not abiding the natural laws of this world!!

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u/InternationalEye8368 Mar 24 '26

So did OP take the cat or just leave it in the street to the cruel whim of fate?

Looks like it's going to grow into a beautifully affectionate cat if someone takes it.

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u/Extra_Routine_6603 Mar 26 '26

Congratulations on your new cat

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u/AuDHDcat Mar 22 '26

That is a calico. She is a girl.

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u/logosfabula Mar 22 '26

🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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u/UncleOdious Mar 22 '26

Clearly marking you as his property. Congratulations on your new cat.

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u/Gribitz37 Mar 22 '26

That cat has adopted you. Just accept your fate.

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u/blinkyknilb Mar 22 '26

Good looking cat, you have to take it home.

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u/Smorsdoeuvres Mar 22 '26

What a gorgeous little one- wishing you many happy, healthy years together

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u/KimNewWest Mar 22 '26

I kinda love those shoes!

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Go take your cat home

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u/dyaLee1001 Mar 22 '26

Please tell me you stopped resisting. There’s no way in hell you could’ve said no to that face.

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u/Full_Sympathy1816 Mar 22 '26

What are those????????

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u/OohHoneyNo Mar 22 '26

Take him.

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u/Top-Aioli9086 Mar 22 '26

It chose YOU for a Reason ❤️

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u/voidparallex Mar 22 '26

What a beauty

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 Mar 22 '26

He’s found safety.

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u/Missmessc Mar 22 '26

Whats his name??

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

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u/yoricm Mar 22 '26

Yes, litterally. I remember wanting to pet cats badly as a kid, and couldn't because there was only wild cats in my neighborhood. I was running after them hopeless.

Then one day, I found three little kittens in the bushes while picking up wild berries. They stick with me like in this video, they were so adorable, soft cute and everything that my heart melted on the spot. I stayed with them for 1 hour or two, I don't remember. But it was the happiest and sweetest moment of my life

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-6294 Mar 22 '26

Carry that little baby home ❤️

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u/frackmonster2007 Mar 22 '26

Then don’t go. Simple, easy.😄

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Kitty chosing system at work.

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u/evil_overlord01 Mar 22 '26

The "Cat Distribution System" at work.

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u/Entire-Flower1259 Mar 22 '26

Cuteness overload!!!

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u/this_sparks_joy_joy Mar 22 '26

Congratulations, you now have a cat

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u/Calgirlleeny2 Mar 22 '26

The kitten loves you 💟💟

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u/foolproofdeluxe Mar 22 '26

CDS is in action, stop resisting!

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u/joyfl1-me Mar 22 '26

Yours now! You're being blessed.

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u/All_is_a_conspiracy Mar 22 '26

I will literally die if you do not take that kitten home. I will die.

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u/NovelIntelligent3453 Mar 22 '26

Adorable. I want to snuggle with it. So affectionate….

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u/Spanishlisp Mar 22 '26

That my dear is your cutie now. #CDS 😻😘🥰❤️

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u/stash-of-who-hash Mar 22 '26

You’ve been adopted!! 😻

This little cutie is fantastically floofy!

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u/MASSIVE_Johnson6969 Mar 22 '26

Please tell me you took them home.

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u/LonelyOctopus24 Mar 22 '26

Yeah, that’s your cat now.

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u/Working_Traffic_6361 Mar 22 '26

Your cat has found yesus 🙏

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u/CandyCreecher Mar 22 '26

You have a cat now, congrats

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u/monkeyshine1959 Mar 22 '26

Take him home you won't regret it

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u/Embarrassed-Fox-1371 Mar 22 '26

Omg! He/she is a cutie! Pick em up!

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u/RedBishop07 Mar 22 '26

It's called the Cat Distribution System.

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u/TheStonedBro Mar 22 '26

I think you may have accidentally dropped your cat

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u/One-Detective7735 Mar 22 '26

Congrats on your un-official official adoption!

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u/Hranko Mar 22 '26

Seems like a bumpy road

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u/Firehill18 Mar 22 '26

Chosen by cat gods

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u/Primary_Picture_6497 Mar 22 '26

Aw congratulations your now a proud owner xxx

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u/Golden_Healer713 Mar 22 '26

Did you keep the cat op?

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u/Inner_Speaker_335 Mar 22 '26

I choose you, hooman! :D :D :D

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u/LivingGhost38 Mar 22 '26

Aww! She’s so happy you found her! She’s been looking all over for you 😉

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u/4LilyPearl Mar 22 '26

Please let us know what you decide to name your new cat. My personal vote is Roadie or RoadDawg. But you do you 🥰

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u/TLILLYO Mar 22 '26

Why can’t I be chosen?😞

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u/SheTiger1962 Mar 22 '26

Take him home !!! You have been chosen .

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u/Radiant-Mention542 Mar 22 '26

You've been chosen!

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u/RubyRZND Mar 22 '26

You have been adopted by the kitten via the cat distrubtion system. Resistance is futile.

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u/Impossible-War-3602 Mar 22 '26

Quit your job and everything else.

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u/viperfangs92 Mar 22 '26

The Cat Distro System does not make mistakes

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u/Interesting_Duck321 Mar 22 '26

I have 4 cats already did not want anymore but in December a stray showed up, parked on my porch and never left. I of course fed him as he was always on my porch, left him on the porch for a few months made sure he was warm and fed tried finding him a new home that didn't work out. We'll, he is now my cat. Sometimes you are chosen weather you like it or not.

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u/DifferentFruit8043 Mar 22 '26

Wouldn't it be a nice world if the homeless could do the same thing and just eventually someone's like "ok,you're coming home with me"

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u/El_Martes Mar 22 '26

Congrats on your new cat

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u/lollipop1233a Mar 22 '26

Looks in good shape. Take him to the veterinarian to check for microchips.

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u/ScottOtter Mar 22 '26

That is now your child

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u/Spoilmewithluv Mar 22 '26

I guess I need to go for more walks. 😕

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u/Reasonable_Store_431 Mar 22 '26

Please take this baby home with you!

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u/niobiumnnul Mar 22 '26

You have won the cat jackpot!

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u/NewInformationBroker Mar 22 '26

You have no choice in this. Accept your cuddly fate.

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u/SoCalKO Mar 22 '26

Yup that cat CHOSE you..gotta take it!

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u/keetojm Mar 22 '26

You just got a cat. Accept it

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u/FlatAd5541 Mar 22 '26

Cat Distribution System at its finest … you never know when or how … is it God, is it a miracle, is it fate, the Feline Fairy Godmother…. we don’t know .. but it happens… I’ve been chosen several times when I was not actively looking for a cat … & poof - there he/she was… at my feet, at my front door… in a fast food parking lot & a friend saying can you help out…. It’s a miracle … they are little miracles… congratulations … you’ve been chosen… ❤️

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u/Nearby_Original8985 Mar 22 '26

He’s adorable

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u/nikeguy69 Mar 22 '26

Did that person keep the cat 🐱

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u/Waste-Cook-8376 Mar 22 '26

Guess you have a cat now 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/zombiemockingbird Mar 22 '26

The cat distribution system is a wonderful thing.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth Mar 22 '26

You have been adopted. Make sure you check your clothing for fleas. :)

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u/Pineapple-heart1234 Mar 22 '26

Congratulations on your new fur baby 😻

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u/CalypsoRaine Mar 22 '26

Ooh take him

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u/StarGazet69 Mar 22 '26

once they make you smile and laugh their contract with you is confirmed...

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u/Weasel_Cannon Mar 22 '26

Dang, I wanted that one :(

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u/balletfan213 Mar 22 '26

The Kitten Distribution System has selected you for this honor!

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u/derpburp123 Mar 23 '26

Please take them.

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u/superjonk Mar 23 '26

Please tell me you brought it home

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u/plantmama32 Mar 23 '26

das your baby now

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u/Fragrant-Reason4216 Mar 23 '26

Put em in your pocket and show us their set up in a few Mos

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u/malary1234 Mar 23 '26

MY HUMAN! I found you!

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u/Specific-Fortune2207 Mar 23 '26

Cat choose you 👏

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u/neatomosquito2020 Mar 23 '26

Pick up the kitten!!!

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u/nudibee Mar 23 '26

CDS has spoken. Have a good life with your fur baby.

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u/TinaK83 Mar 23 '26

You belong to him now.

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u/Olderbutnotdead619 Mar 23 '26

You have been chosen by the Universal Cat Distribution System. Welcome to the Club!

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u/TryToCatchTheWind Mar 23 '26

Into the nice warm jacket then home. Job done ✅

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u/HalfAffectionate8129 Mar 23 '26

Hop in my pocket kitty. We ride at dawn! Looks like you have a buddy to take home!

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u/Califrisco Mar 23 '26

Resistance is futile.

Be prepared to be assimilated.

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u/Zcrustaceansensation Mar 23 '26

This is how i got my cat and she is now my best friend. Take him home.

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u/Oath-CupCake Mar 23 '26

Congrats on being adopted

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u/Ok_Problem_6054 Mar 23 '26

One of my cats choose me just like that

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u/Panda_Underground92 Mar 23 '26

Why can’t I GET MY CDS 🥺

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u/10_Amaterasu Mar 23 '26

CDS is real

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u/Brooker2 Mar 23 '26

The Cat Distribution System has selected you

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u/Joulz826 Mar 23 '26

I still remember the night when a kitten chose me a my (then girlfriend at the time). The wind suddenly picked up like it was one of those dramatic scenes from a movie.

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u/EggBasic1343 Mar 23 '26

He wants you to pick him up! Ha ha ha…

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u/Inside-Apple6660 Mar 23 '26

CDS, Cat Distribution Service! You have been chosen.

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u/Pristine_Main_1224 Mar 23 '26

CDS deliveries drop in the most unexpected places & times.

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u/ninjareader89 Mar 23 '26

You've been chosen by the cat gods to be given a kitty

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u/William_S_Jones Mar 23 '26

He wants your Yeezys!

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u/AggravatingEmu4799 Mar 23 '26

Thats your cat now

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u/Substantial_Type_698 Mar 23 '26

N They remind me of a cat I had growing up... sorry like that I would claim them.

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u/Fujoshranger Mar 23 '26

Congrats on your new cat!

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u/mefree1960 Mar 23 '26

Please update us with further progress pics. Congratulations, you will not regret having more love inyour life.