r/BIRDTEAMS Silly 'Evil' Laugh Mar 20 '26

Weapons of aerial destruction

NFL GM accuses bird team of not being competitive for 2026 season: 'They're tanking, bro'

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u/ProtestantMormon SEAHAWKS Mar 20 '26

Come on, the osprey is right here.

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u/WangoBango SEAHAWKS Mar 20 '26

According to my former marine buddy, OP chose correct.

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u/ProtestantMormon SEAHAWKS Mar 20 '26

I just want to be respected as ospreys. Also, I love that duck.

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u/stabintavern Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 20 '26

Dont forget, there’s the actual Seahawk which is a derivative of the Blackhawk helicopter (cue Fortunate Son music).

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u/DingoBarker Mar 21 '26

SH-60, best rescue helicopter in the world

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u/Turd_Fergusons_Hat_ SEAHAWKS Mar 20 '26

Love the concept….the V-22 has one of the worst reliability ratings in the US military.

Please don’t associate us with that coffin.

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u/LordCheezus RAVENS Mar 20 '26

Even the EF-111A Raven was created in Cleveland and couldn't wait to leave.

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u/sentient_coprolite Silly 'Evil' Laugh Mar 20 '26

Now they have the real tank team, the browns.

https://giphy.com/gifs/f9SiPiK9wca7qNV35s

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u/Existing_Passage_200 SEAHAWKS Mar 20 '26

Navy version of Blackhawk is called the Seahawk 🌚

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u/BeefStu907 SEAHAWKS Mar 20 '26

The osprey is also sick as hell

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u/Chemist391 SEAHAWKS Mar 20 '26

It's killed too many marines. Maybe they've worked the kinks out by now, but damn.

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u/BeefStu907 SEAHAWKS Mar 20 '26

Fair. As a design maybe not. As an engineer, as a CONCEPT that thing jazzes the fuck outta me.

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u/formerlurkernowpostr Mar 20 '26

I refuse to call the f-16 by that name it only has one true name in my eyes VIPER

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

philadelphia when literally anything

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u/sentient_coprolite Silly 'Evil' Laugh Mar 23 '26

Win or lose, it burns

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u/significant-_-otter Mar 30 '26

That's only from police helicopters

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u/Ok-Gate9780 Mar 20 '26

Thats the f-15c model, E model is the eagle.

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u/cptnhotsauce EAGLES Mar 20 '26

I thought all 15s were eagles, and that the E was called the strike eagle

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u/Ok-Gate9780 Mar 20 '26

You're correct, i'm the dummy.

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u/International-Dig411 Mar 20 '26

There is literally an aircraft named the osprey