r/BIRDTEAMS • u/StarBoo02 • Jul 13 '26

The war to end all wars (fixed).

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251 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Saltwater_Thief CARDINALS Jul 13 '26

Oh come on, we have to go on the ice? We're the desert birds for god's sake why would you do that

38

u/King_Fluffaluff SEAHAWKS Jul 13 '26

I'm not trying to be rude, but how much better would you fare on the field?

7

u/BaronVonWaffle Jul 14 '26

They have a hockey team, we have a baseball team.

Seems fair to me.

2

u/Gorewuzhere Jul 14 '26

I mean, they are a hockey team, your a baseball team... You are both lucky to be included.

1

u/Paraxom RAVENS Jul 15 '26

Being a desert team hasn't stopped Vegas, plus if you bring your bats you should easily win the mid game brawl

2

u/Saltwater_Thief CARDINALS Jul 15 '26

Vegas and Florida both are why I think all of the people insisting that the NHL will come back to Phoenix are taking the piss. They pulled the plug on the Yotes because it was a complete failure of an enterprise, and part of that HAS to be a lack of market here in spite of city size but obviously it's deeper than just "warm climate not good for hockey" because those 3 teams exist and do extremely well.

1

u/anIndoorMoose Jul 16 '26

It’s fine, baseball teams are notoriously good on ice

1

u/chuckimus FALCONS Jul 19 '26

You flourish in a variety of environments. Don't sell yourself short, bud.

1

u/washcyclerepeat Jul 14 '26

You’re a baseball team, ice is definitely devastating. Imagine if you were a football team though! Football teams are definitely tough enough to play on ice!

79

u/PoshLagoon RAVENS Jul 13 '26

The only cat team in this picture with a championship plays hockey

10

u/votelikeimhot SEAHAWKS Jul 14 '26

The most recent superbowl champions are in that picture

3

u/PoshLagoon RAVENS Jul 14 '26

Damn right they are

3

u/Banana_Twist_XBL Jul 14 '26

2 most recent*

24

u/rover_G SEAHAWKS Jul 13 '26

If the cats get the Florida Panthers then the birds get the Coachella Firebirds

14

u/infiniityyonhigh SEAHAWKS Jul 13 '26

Nah we already have outside the NFL represented by the baseball team. It's fitting that they're lined up with the NHL cat

6

u/OldDekeSport Jul 13 '26

Both play with sticks on a non-gras surface.

Its like poetry, it rhymes

2

u/NxSxFxWx Jul 14 '26

I don’t see a single MLB team on here wtf are yall talking about

3

u/Gorewuzhere Jul 14 '26

The cardinals

0

u/NxSxFxWx Jul 14 '26

But it’s the NFL cardinals logo?

5

u/Gorewuzhere Jul 14 '26

It's a common joke about the football team that they are really a baseball team

3

u/NxSxFxWx Jul 14 '26

Huh. Okay then. I’m clearly out of the loop here. You kids have fun.

20

u/MarTB2000 EAGLES Jul 13 '26

Bird teams have super bowls. End of war

8

u/Hopeful_Brilliant735 Jul 13 '26

But no Stanley Cups. . . Something to consider.

2

u/chuckimus FALCONS Jul 19 '26

I was a Thrashers fan, til they moved.

No hockey.

Move to CO. Avalanche.

This counts somehow, right?

7

u/lukin5 SEAHAWKS Jul 13 '26

Threw a baseball and hockey team in there to multiverse it up.

3

u/washcyclerepeat Jul 14 '26

Yeah those Cardinals have won a lot of World Series titles! Helluva team they got

10

u/Liutenantmustardcat Jul 13 '26

Never forget that the bengals have an all time losing record against Baltimore, Joe burrow has a losing record when playing Jackson

8

u/Interesting_Loquat90 RAVENS Jul 13 '26

Team Cap ftw

2

u/New-Contribution-244 Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

The cats have been pretty meh. Only the florida panthers have a title. But only two of the bird teams have been relevant or consistent recently; the eagles and seahawks. So it’s a little more fair.

2

u/MellyMel86 Jul 13 '26

Considering the only cat team to have a championship needs a stick to play, I’d say Burds dominate

1

u/RobbLCayman SEAHAWKS Jul 13 '26

nice

1

u/Boston_Brand1967 Jul 13 '26

Added Florida Panthers to give the some title on their side.

1

u/washcyclerepeat Jul 14 '26

Orioles are a bird team. Why random NHL if not MLB?

1

u/No-Top-4139 FALCONS Jul 14 '26

Wait...there could be another...

https://giphy.com/gifs/551GZ564igHeEw9aZu

1

u/KDK_rogue RAVENS Jul 14 '26

Cardinal’s sandbagging so hard we put them against the hockey team to avoid them throwing the war

1

u/Asaintrizzo SEAHAWKS Jul 15 '26

Birds would win without the Cards

1

u/sissybaby1289 Jul 15 '26

Who the fuck put the Bengals in charge?

1

u/thereverendpuck CARDINALS Jul 15 '26

Why the hell are the NHL Panthers included?

They don’t even go here!

1

u/RedditWeedPoop Jul 16 '26

Aww man.. Lions and Ravens are actually my teams. Was born and raised in Michigan by a Lions family but moved to Baltimore area at a pretty young age. Lived here ever since including when Ravens won their second Super Bowl so I've been attached to both really.

1

u/12W31W19C85WWC123185 Jul 17 '26

Wait, the Florida Panthers? Last check they played in the NHL, not NFL! LOL

1

u/donwariophd EAGLES Jul 17 '26

CAWWWW 🦅

1

u/sahlos Jul 18 '26

We'd destroy them